I'm almost half-way into the first book in Twilight and I don't understand how I'm ever gonna be able now to consider any guy who is NOT pretty damn similar to him (without being a blood-drinker, but that could be a perk cus I'm obsessed with vampires.)

Seriously, I feel bad for men in general now.

Gawd, I want him SO bad!

i hate you. & i hate any other shitty fangirls including my little sister.


hello? reality called and said you're a fucking moron.
it's a motherfucking book character.

if i have to hear another story about how "my boyfriend should be Edward" or another "Team fucking Edward" tshirt, i'm going to go insane.

as for the dude in the movie, he isn't that good looking... he can't sing & no he can't act either.

i really want to shake you bitches around and slap you hard.

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how many blondes does it take to jump off the golden gate bridge?
none because kevin did it.

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i don't really get the appeal. i mean i do but i don't. my 15-year-old self would have found edward to be the hottest thing ever. my 27-year-old self sees him as the guy I'd mostly likely get a restraining order against.

like i get the appeal myself. but people are just acting completely batshit? & people who are actually old enough to get that they're being ridiculous? like said person. and my little sister (though she's 16 so i'm going to let her off a little easier)

i personally don't want no pasty white dude coming into my room to watch me sleep. creepy.

i was actually team jacob when i was reading the series but do you see me being all OMG JACOB, WHAR ARE YOU MY LOST LOVE!?>!?!?! MAKE ME A WOLF!!1 FTW

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how many blondes does it take to jump off the golden gate bridge?
none because kevin did it.