The ex-boyfriend thread

Mallory Knox · #1 12-22-2008, 10:50 AM

Ok, here is me, thinking how LUCKY I am, really. My husband is sometimes a bit cranky, but he's the greatest and we get along so well.
I don't regret anything but I had to date a lot of idiots before I could come to this.

Who are your exes? How did they end up?

1- My first longterm boyfriend was a cokehead. I was 14 and he liked metal. Once in a while he used to get drunk and call asking me to get back with him. He's got a lot of colourful tatoos now.

2- I once had a boyfriend who was a skater, with trophies and all but I couldn't make that last long because he smelled pretty bad. I told him I needed my own space, and went out with his brother, who also smelled bad.

3- My third longterm boyfriend is probably gay. He hasn't admitted that but he was a constant cheater and very insecure. He spent two years trying to get back with me, and he owns an internet cafe. He never left his parent's house.

4- Ok this is the point where I get lots of short term relationships

5- Another boyfriend I had was gay. He used to be madly in love with me, but gay. He used to wanna have sex but I never did, as I was pretty sure he was gay and thought I'd be strange, I didn't want him thinking on any guys while doing it with me. He was divorced tho. His wife had proposed a threesome with his best friend, and then left with his best friend. At one point he had gigantic balls. He used to ask me if there was anything wrong with his balls and I said no. He went to the doctor and had to get surgery to fix the nuts, he showed us the stitches.
I went into a gay club once and found him with 6 guys. I said that is ok, and he bought me drinks. I broke up with him and he thought that was completely unfair. He hated me for a while but has recently thanked me for making him come out.

Cosmic Dancer · #2 12-22-2008, 01:01 PM

1. He now lives in China. Apparently he moved there with a girlfriend because she is chinese. Not sure if they're even together anymore, but he's still there. Mind you, this isn't entirely reliable information as it's not exactly from the horses mouth.

2.Haven't spoken to him in forever. Pretty much still where he was then still doing the same thing, with the same dickhead friends. Just now, with shitty tattoos and he took up surfing.

3.Still living in the same place, probably doing the same job. Now engaged. No doubt still boring as hell. Tried doing the whole 'lets still be friends' thing. It didn't work because He bored me to tears and irritated the crap out of me. I haven't seen him since I moved away a year and a half ago.

The first two found me on Facebook, recently. I hate Facebook. People I really couldn't care less about/ don't want to talk to, keep popping up out of the woodwork. It's worse than fucking Msyace

CrackneyLove · #3 12-22-2008, 01:23 PM

1. I lost my virginity in a park to him. He turned out to be a dick that I had feelings for. It turned out for the worst in the end. I haven't spoken to him in a quite a long time, I don't plan to either.
His fiance, who was my friend started coming to my house for no apparent reason. This was after he cheated on her with me, thank God she had no clue.

She also claims to be pregnant, but I don't believe she is.

2. He's a nice guy, I still talk to him. We're fuck buddies, and we have fun I suppose.

SBeakon · #4 12-22-2008, 01:39 PM

1. First boyfriend was insane, complete with a pill habit and Borderline Personality Disorder. We remained friends for many years until his craziness alienated everyone in his life, myself included. He was a total cool kid, and introduced me to some great music, cinema, and art. We used to take a lot of speed. I really miss him sometimes, but my life is much less hectic when he's not in it.

2. Boyfriend # 2 was wacky, fun, and utterly drop-dead gorgeous.....so much so that I was WAY too into him and we broke up after a few months. He was another cool kid, he was good friends with the guitar player from the Gossip. I heard he's HIV+ now and takes lots of coke.

3. My current fuck buddy, and my longest relationship at about a year and a month (that's like a decade in gay years) is a total geek-brain nerd, just insanely funny, and I cannot imagine a person being less pretentious. He's totally "uncool" and proud of it; he doesn't take drugs, listens to soundtracks a lot, and likes to watch bad Sci-Fi channel movies. I still love him madly, but we're better as friends than "boyfriends."

Awfully short list...good thing we're not counting one-night stands!

TheEmpress · #5 12-22-2008, 03:16 PM

1. First serious bf. Nice guy, but he had no direction in life, was a bit of a slacker and smoked too much pot for my liking.

2. Never rly my boyfriend, but someone I was madly in love with who strung me along on and off for about 18 months. He didn't want me as a gf but he thought I was "cool" (his choice of words) and good in bed, so he wanted a sort of fuck-buddy arrangement but I couldn't cope with that. He lied to me once about having feelings for me, we had a fight, I said I hated him, he freaked out and didn't speak to me for a very long time. Then a year after that I got texts asking if I wanted to see him & blah blah. I feel ambiguous about him now. I don't really know what to think.

The rest were to insignificant or short-lived to be mentioned.