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08-11-2008, 11:06 AM
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| | | I fucked my 49 year old boss... So, I'm 23, and work part-time at a cool little chain grocery store, and there is a manager there that I've always had a little crush on, and fantasized about. He's 49, twice-divorced, sorta tough, with a very dirty sense of humor and a lotta charm. Everyone at the store affectionately refers to him as our dirty old man. We've been flirting for months, talking dirty at the store (he makes regular references to titty fucking me, fucking me up the ass, and getting blown, etc.), making all these little jokes about hooking up, but I never really knew if it was gonna happen. We would flirt, but then we'd never be able to really be straight foward about it. Earlier this week, he mentioned his roomate was giving her cat away, and since I was thinking of buying one, I offered to take it. We decided I would come over Sat. morning. The next time I saw him, he said with a wink that it would probably be easier if I just stayed over, so after work that night, I headed over to his place.
The whole thing was great, but so weird. The fantasy came true. And of course, reality is never as good as fantasy, but it was still fun. I wanna do it again, actually. But when I first got out of the car, and he slapped my ass, I had this moment of, like, really? I'm actually going up to my boss's room to fuck him? Seriously? This shit does not happen to me. LOL.
Oh, and he's leaving in a week. Tranfering to another store down south, because his ex took the kids there. So, after Sunday, I will never see him again, which is def. sad, but for the best. I do like the guy, but it's mostly sexual.
Just thought I'd share my little story. I'm meeting him after work tonight (to take the cat), and I am hoping we have some more fun.
So who else has fucked a boss/employer??
Last edited by ZenChicken : 08-11-2008 at 11:46 AM.
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08-11-2008, 03:35 PM
|  | Legend | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: England
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| | | u slut
just think when he was your age you hadnt even come out of your dads nuts into your mums cunt, your dad was probs to busy spreading your potential siblings onto tissue paper
i hope your pregnant or/and have caught aids | 
08-11-2008, 05:12 PM
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| | Older men are better!  Keep it up!  | 
08-11-2008, 05:14 PM
|  | standing on the beach.... | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: six feet under
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| | | older men rock! have fun!
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08-11-2008, 05:18 PM
|  | Behold... | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: If I tell you, come over
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| | | When I'm 49 I wanna be just like that guy, man. Slapping young bitches on the ass and talking to them about titty fucking. | 
08-11-2008, 06:27 PM
|  | duh! | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sao Paolo
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| | | now claim sexual harrasment
he sounds ew | 
08-11-2008, 07:14 PM
|  | moz angeles | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: nyc
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| | | So I could probably never do this. However, it's pretty hot.
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08-11-2008, 09:13 PM
|  | No smoke without fire. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne
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| | | totally hot....get it wherever and whenever you can baby!
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08-11-2008, 09:30 PM
|  | You're just a toy, cowboy | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: drunkbrainland
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mallory Knox now claim sexual harrasment
he sounds ew | i think he sounds sleazy & imagined him to have ginger chest hair.. no idea where that came from.
Good story though, I always hope to find threads like these  | 
08-11-2008, 09:37 PM
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08-11-2008, 10:42 PM
|  | What the fricken frack?! | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Narnia
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| | | Well, you're not the first and you're not the last. | 
08-12-2008, 12:55 AM
|  | BIG AND HORNY | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Into the Pandemonium
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| | | I fucked my boss when I had severe concussion. Well he says I did, I can't remember any of it. Dodgyyyyyyyy.
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08-12-2008, 05:06 AM
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| | | Ride him for all it's worth. You know you want it. You have one week. Make hay while the sun shines.
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I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
08-12-2008, 04:35 PM
|  | pinkwelly | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the world
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| | | So refreshing to hear someone see a situation for exactly what it is and enjoy it while it lasts!! Thanks for representing us rational sexual enjoying life gurlies - there aren't nearly enough of us!! Have fun babe. If it makes you smile then enjoy it! Xx | 
08-12-2008, 04:46 PM
|  | standing on the beach.... | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: six feet under
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| | more details!!!!! 
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08-13-2008, 01:35 AM
|  | WhatWouldSteveCarellDo? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD
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| | I bet this guy is ugly as hell.  | 
08-13-2008, 02:18 AM
|  | I don't like the drugs... | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Chicago
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace&Constanza I bet this guy is ugly as hell.  | For her sake I hope not. | 
08-13-2008, 07:40 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by FoxyKitty For her sake I hope not. | If he is, I hope the sex is awesome. She can go for a week, with her eyes closed, and never see him again. Actually, I'm thinking of the lyrics to Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurt Me) by Rod Stewart. And the nauseating thought of him loving someone "like a hurricane". And then disappearing.
__________________ Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | 
08-13-2008, 12:15 PM
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| | | Actually, he's pretty damn cute. His body is amazing; he's obviously insecure about turning 50, so he works out constantly, and he was pretty ripped. A little short, though.
It was fun, but quick. We were both clearly a bit nervous. He was awesome at oral. We exchanged funny/interesting/weird stories afterwards; I stayed over too long.
At one point, he asked me how old I was, and when I said 23, he was clearly surprised. He got this sorta shocked looked on his face, and was like, "oh...that's a little young." lol.
And there was only a little akwardness between us at work the next day. There's this girl I work with, and she and I are really close, and she's the only one that knows about it. We basically spend our whole shift just laughing hysterically about the whole situation. | 
08-14-2008, 10:34 AM
|  | standing on the beach.... | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: six feet under
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| | | older men are hot. i am dating a 42 year old and he's the best sex that i'v ever had!
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