I do not feel I have enough information about your Internet girlfriend, Silvine. Please talk about her A LOT moar.

Well, her name is Vessella - she is Bulgarian and coming to my local town to study at the university in September. This is when we first get to meet (and prolly fuck like bunnies).

That said, we chat daily on msn - sometimes video chat - and sometimes I send her audio clips of my voice. What makes me laugh is she cannot speak a word of English and can only understand the written word. When I do talk to her she says she cannot understand a word I am saying! This, as I say, makes me smile. Perhaps there will be a language barrier when we meet, but I think our love will over come this barrier. At the moment, we also send pictures to one another too - and I make videos for her to view on my diary.

Currently, she is taking driving lessons, so at least we have something to talk about - because I know how to drive and give her advice on how to pull off etc...

She tells me every day how many times she has stalled the car during the lesson - she even told me the instructor wants to give her extra hours on top of the usual 30 hour course because he thinks she needs it. This I doubt, but we'll see.

Other than that, there is not much to say - she hates cyber sex and so do I with a passion so we do not do anything sexual like that. I sometimes wind her up and talk about my hard bronze chest feeling all wet from the heat of the night and this excites her but also frustrates her because she wants to fuck me right there and then! See, I tease her a lot

I am really excited for when she arrives - we're gonna watch Daria and eat fish and chips with fritters, then in the morning I'm taking her for a fry up. All the things totally British she will get to see with me, like black pudding and stuff...

And the best part is, she's totally up for it too.

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That sounds hot. Please post YouTubez of you banging her ragged at your first convenience.

I suppose it's easy to fall into that trap, the same way it's easy to think that "once I lose a stone my life will be so much better" or "once I've finished university my life will start" or "once I get a new job I'll be happy" and so on. You invariably set yourself up for disappointment by thinking like that. Even if you do meet some great guy who turns out to be the love of your life etc etc., your money problems will still be there, you'll still hate your job, your toast will still fall on the floor buttered side down and there'll still be rainy days. And the love of your life will snore all night and have smelly socks like everyone else.

It's a question of being realistic and appreciating the good things that are already there.

I do sometimes. But I wouldn't feel the need to say anything about it really. And it's not that sexual to me either. I notice good-looking men the same way I notice good-looking women, good-looking cars, good-looking buildings. I don't go home and rub one out because I saw a handsome man on the bus. Doesn't "make my day" like with Silvine either.

Maybe that's the difference


I see what you mean... doesn't mean that single=subhuman and undateable, though.

That sounds rather bleak. thought you lived in a rather big city though?
Move to London maybe..

That's the thing. I'm sure a lot of people end up thinking they've "settled", when they've actually ended up with someone better than most people even aspire to!

Yes. Yes it is, definitely.


Oh of course. It's just opening the box rather than taking the money



100,000 people, but they're all bloody ugly. I'm considering Leeds, everyone there looks pretty, or at least aware enough of their ugliness to cover it up with teh emo hair.

Oh Ophiel I wish I had a rep to rate up that post!

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I wish you had a penis and some chiselled abs.

XD penis yes but chislled ab's sadly no... XD Icky dirty thought's I'll have no more of thee!

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Oops, sorry, I assumed you were a crazy hormonal woman.

XD no just because it seem's I illude to identity problem's doesn't mean I'm a woman.... XD

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da fuk

id go nuts if my boyfriend was doing that all the time.

Silvine my Mr.Arrow heart I'm jealous... Can I be your Kitty-bitch when she hit's your place? I don't mind sharing.... If she does I know a black jinn curse that can take care of that ^_^

Arror heart you sexy ^_^

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Comparing and ranking is definitely going too far. My current relationship is my first proper relationship, so I had no idea of what boundaries to set/live by. We had a few problems in the beginning, and it resulted in me setting the absolute boundary of "if you find other people attractive at all then you can't love your partner".

Now I know that he liked Scarlett Johanssen, I'm sure he still does, and I kind of wish I knew about other women he finds attractive and vice versa! Like it'd be quite exiting and intimate to talk about it? I've been hinting, lately, that I've relaxed a bit; like, trying to dance around the idea that it's okay. I think that if you're insensitive, put someone else first, come onto someone else, or are tempted to cheat, then that is probably a sign of not-loving.

I think playing with the boundaries a bit, helps people work out what's acceptable for them. There can't really be a set limit because everyone has their own feelings about it. Some couples claim that having sex with other people makes them closer, and most people wouldn't agree. So it's whatever works for you both.

Um...forgive me for not sharing some sort of feminist triumphalist vibe...but do you really think breaking someones heart and ruining their life makes you some sort of champion. I think it sounds like you're being petty/cruel in taking delight in someone elses misery...no matter how much of a male chauvinist he was. You chose to go out with this guy at the end of the day

I'm pretty sure it's a condition of joining KR if you've never been in rehab.

NO NO WOMAN CHOOSES TO DO ANYTHING THAT SHE LATER REGRETS.

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When I was married, my husband made comments like that in front of me when we drunk with his friends. I immediately stood up and called him a cunt then walked off in the snow because I felt like kicking his face in. His friends thought it was hilarious and decided to give me a gun. I remember one guy saying in shitty english that I "became art" or something when I was standing there all pissed off holding that machine gun.

If I was sober I would probably not have reacted as strongly but it's always easy to retaliate by mentioning Till Lindemann. For some reason he makes all men feel inferior.

Sounds like he is deliberately trying to piss you off. It isn't a standard that all men will talk that bollocks in front of you. It's just rude. Why even do it?

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