WTF?!

i mean in reality i'm GLAD because i hate weddings, and i didn't really want to be her bitch for the next year and a half (she is demanding enough as it is, nevermind being the bride-to-be)....

but this is so cussy!

okay i'm actually lying a bit -

first she told me if she ever got married, i'd be the maid of honor. but she has this other friend that lives in another city that she has been friends with for longer. but i'm really her best friend, cuz i see her all the time, and the other best friend, they talk to each other like twice a year.

but anyway then she actually go engaged, and made the other girl the maid of honor. so i was like whatever i don't really care that much..

THEN she had a change of heart, felt bad because i'm REALLY her best friend, and how do you have a maid of honor who lives a thousand miles from you (wouldn't make a very good bitch now would it???) ...

she did'nt think the other friend would mind, so she was all YOU ARE NOW MY MAID OF HONOR! so we ran with that for a few weeks, and then when she told the other friend, she spazzed and was like I AM NOT RENOUNCING MY MAID OF HONOR STATUS! HELL NO! AND NOT FOR HER! FORGET IT!

so now i am back to being a bridesmaid... but i am sensing some definitely awkwardness when the real maid of honor finally starts coming around to do wedding-y things with my friend.

as i said before..... WTF?????

i think you have solved your own problem here.

it's not really a problem i just felt like discussing.

yeah but its the principle of the matter

I'm not even bridesmaid at my half sister's wedding.
We were never close close or even lived in the same house but still.

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see this is what i mean.

i mean, i know she was plotting on demoting the other friend to make ME the maid of honor, but still! i am not the other friend, i am me, and now it's going to be weird, and PLUS: my friend already plotted with me about her dress styles, etc, and her plan was that she would (obviously) have the best dress ever, and then her maid of honor would have like a mini version of her dress! and then the bridesmaids, would have ugly dresses!

i don't want the ugly dress goddammit!