Non-single people who "don't do" Valentine's Day.

As a single person, these people are the worst kind of cunts. Couples being really couple-y on one day of the year I can handle. But when some jerk and his girlfriend are like "none of us really believe in it" or "it's just an excuse to sell shit", I get really miffed, because it's kind of like saying:

"My body is so perfectly sculpted that it's actually kind of boring. I mean, these chiseled abs and rippling pecs of mine are great and all, but they're a product of the shallow commercialism of the fashion industry. *So I'm going to getting really fat in protest."

And then the same jerks break up over some stupid thing, and you think, fuck, if they'd made a proper day of it on Valentine's Day, the one day a year when a guy can do a romantic gesture without feeling like a faggot, then that would probably have tided them over for another year!


CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS.

i am the reese witherspoon of faggots

You are the shameful cumlapping of a bisexual facial lover.

It's so they don't have to buy anyone anything, that's what I would do.

We use our ANNIVERSARIES for that.

Jeez, so ANGRY... I wish you a happy Valentine's Day, even if nobody else does.