My Valentine's Day pet hate:

Ophiel · #1 02-14-2008, 06:41 AM

Non-single people who "don't do" Valentine's Day.

As a single person, these people are the worst kind of cunts. Couples being really couple-y on one day of the year I can handle. But when some jerk and his girlfriend are like "none of us really believe in it" or "it's just an excuse to sell shit", I get really miffed, because it's kind of like saying:

"My body is so perfectly sculpted that it's actually kind of boring. I mean, these chiseled abs and rippling pecs of mine are great and all, but they're a product of the shallow commercialism of the fashion industry. *So I'm going to getting really fat in protest."

And then the same jerks break up over some stupid thing, and you think, fuck, if they'd made a proper day of it on Valentine's Day, the one day a year when a guy can do a romantic gesture without feeling like a faggot, then that would probably have tided them over for another year!

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS.

Ruth Price · #2 02-14-2008, 06:57 AM

i am the reese witherspoon of faggots

Ophiel · #3 02-14-2008, 07:02 AM

You are the shameful cumlapping of a bisexual facial lover.

rosaline · #4 02-14-2008, 07:09 AM

It's so they don't have to buy anyone anything, that's what I would do.

InShreds · #5 02-14-2008, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ophiel

Non-single people who "don't do" Valentine's Day.

As a single person, these people are the worst kind of cunts. Couples being really couple-y on one day of the year I can handle. But when some jerk and his girlfriend are like "none of us really believe in it" or "it's just an excuse to sell shit", I get really miffed, because it's kind of like saying:

"My body is so perfectly sculpted that it's actually kind of boring. I mean, these chiseled abs and rippling pecs of mine are great and all, but they're a product of the shallow commercialism of the fashion industry. *So I'm going to getting really fat in protest."

And then the same jerks break up over some stupid thing, and you think, fuck, if they'd made a proper day of it on Valentine's Day, the one day a year when a guy can do a romantic gesture without feeling like a faggot, then that would probably have tided them over for another year!

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS.

We use our ANNIVERSARIES for that.

Jeez, so ANGRY... I wish you a happy Valentine's Day, even if nobody else does.

Ophiel · #6 02-14-2008, 07:17 AM

Nobody else does.

I dunno, just seems kinda lame that it's a day where you can literally just turn up with some gay little teddy bear and it's the most awesome thing in the world and you're pretty much guaranteed a blowjob, and people choose not to use it. And yeah, then they break up for some non-reason, and you just know that it's because one of them actually would've quite liked to "do" Valentine's day, their partner didn't and it made them slightly more resentful of them for not giving a shit what they think, or the dude dumps her because she won't put out and you think, fuck, that one faggy little teddy bear would have GUARANTEED you a blowjob, THIS IS THE NEAREST LEGAL THING TO PROSTITUTION WITHIN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOU FUCKING BLEW IT!

Also the fact that you can do all the stuff that would be considered creepy if you did it at any other time of the year. You can be naked covered in whipped cream and the other person HAS to like it! You can donkeypunch with impunity because it's Valentine's Day!

I hate you all.

KillTheLastRomantic · #7 02-14-2008, 07:18 AM

I didn't even realise it was valentines day until 5:30 pm when my friend called up to wish me happy valentines day being retarded. I think the idea for the day is a little trivial.

InShreds · #8 02-14-2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ophiel

Nobody else does.

I dunno, just seems kinda lame that it's a day where you can literally just turn up with some gay little teddy bear and it's the most awesome thing in the world and you're pretty much guaranteed a blowjob, and people choose not to use it. And yeah, then they break up for some non-reason, and you just know that it's because one of them actually would've quite liked to "do" Valentine's day, their partner didn't and it made them slightly more resentful of them for not giving a shit what they think, or the dude dumps her because she won't put out and you think, fuck, that one faggy little teddy bear would have GUARANTEED you a blowjob, THIS IS THE NEAREST LEGAL THING TO PROSTITUTION WITHIN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOU FUCKING BLEW IT!

Also the fact that you can do all the stuff that would be considered creepy if you did it at any other time of the year. You can be naked covered in whipped cream and the other person HAS to like it! You can donkeypunch with impunity because it's Valentine's Day!

I hate you all.

That was hilarious and endearing the way you expressed that. You can't blame everyone else, though. Has this happened to you or something?

rosaline · #9 02-14-2008, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic

I didn't even realise it was valentines day until 5:30 pm when my friend called up to wish me happy valentines day being retarded. I think the idea for the day is a little trivial.

but it's only 12:20 . . .?

Ophiel · #10 02-14-2008, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by InShreds

That was hilarious and endearing the way you expressed that. You can't blame everyone else, though. Has this happened to you or something?

No, it hasn't. (Normally when there's an obvious reason to be pissed off, I don't get pissed off.) I just end up being everyone's fucking agony aunt because people think "hey, there's Steve, he's a homo, he's sensitive", or they know me and think "hey, there's Steve, he'll cheer me up while basically telling me that she was better off without me", so I hear about all this crap and it just bugs me that the minimum amount of effort could probably save half of these relationships, or at least prolong the inevitable for another year, which seems to basically be the same thing.

But yeah, mainly I'm pissed off because I don't get to piss and whine back.

InShreds · #11 02-14-2008, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rosaline

but it's only 12:20 . . .?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for posting that. The person you replied to is on eternal ignore and I wouldn't have never seen this.

InShreds · #12 02-14-2008, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ophiel

No, it hasn't. (Normally when there's an obvious reason to be pissed off, I don't get pissed off.) I just end up being everyone's fucking agony aunt because people think "hey, there's Steve, he's a homo, he's sensitive", or they know me and think "hey, there's Steve, he'll cheer me up while basically telling me that she was better off without me", so I hear about all this crap and it just bugs me that the minimum amount of effort could probably save half of these relationships, or at least prolong the inevitable for another year, which seems to basically be the same thing.

But yeah, mainly I'm pissed off because I don't get to piss and whine back.

Very well, Steve. You can piss and whine here. But you're totally bringing me down.

Ruth Price · #13 02-14-2008, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ophiel

No, it hasn't. (Normally when there's an obvious reason to be pissed off, I don't get pissed off.) I just end up being everyone's fucking agony aunt because people think "hey, there's Steve, he's a homo, he's sensitive", or they know me and think "hey, there's Steve, he'll cheer me up while basically telling me that she was better off without me", so I hear about all this crap and it just bugs me that the minimum amount of effort could probably save half of these relationships, or at least prolong the inevitable for another year, which seems to basically be the same thing.

But yeah, mainly I'm pissed off because I don't get to piss and whine back.

hey i put up with your whining

cunt

not that you ever have anyone to whine about because you never get laid

Ophiel · #14 02-14-2008, 08:52 AM

That's kind of what I meant, yeah.

Nottingham in a week, my butt shall rise again!

hiiri · #15 02-14-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ophiel

And then the same jerks break up over some stupid thing, and you think, fuck, if they'd made a proper day of it on Valentine's Day, the one day a year when a guy can do a romantic gesture without feeling like a faggot, then that would probably have tided them over for another year!

My friend was seriously considering breaking up with her boyfriend because he wasn't going to buy her flowers for valentines day.

I made her realise what a tard she was being though. So all is well..

I wish I had a valentine.. not even my mum sends me a card

Black Mambo · #16 02-14-2008, 09:38 AM

I'm cool with valentines day (I've received my card & gift) but I'm hopeless at remembering these things. So here I am, 2.30pm, still in my pyjamas and wondering whether I can really be bothered trekking out to buy a card and gift.

I'm a horrible girlfriend.

Insomnia · #17 02-14-2008, 09:41 AM

I am a mere 3 days into a relationship, and the thing I was MOST looking forward to this Valentines was being single so I didn't have to indulge in a festival of pointless tat, so I am doing NADA. Here is hoping its reciprocated or that will be AWKWARD.

sick_chick · #18 02-14-2008, 10:43 AM

This year was the first time that I'd ever managed to be in a relationship on v-day (and his first actual relationship), so we celebrated it. Being in a relationship (unless it's only just begun a few days beforehand or something) and actually going out of your way to say that you don't want to do anything for it kinda seems like a dick move.
Besides the point about being able to get a blowjob/sex on the day, by doing something nice for her the guy can get reciprocal action on Steak & Blowjob Day (March 14th), plus "brownie points" by impressing her in front of her friends, so she can one up them with what she got (if she's that kind of girl).