So you aint no barbie doll but the guy likes you and asks you to crash over at his place. cool! but then you think..what about the morning? my hair will be messy but worse my skin and make-up will look like utter shit.

so do you bother to prevent this?
do you care?
give me advice to make myself look ok in the morning..

plz be kind in your answers..

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I am the hate you try to hide and I control you - Mr Self-Destruct.

Well, I don't think guys really expect a woman to look perfectly made up after a night of sleeping/other stuff... the real world is not a film, we don't all wake up with lip gloss already on.

I don't bother preventing anything. My boyfriend's seen me crying hysterically and totally psychotic and he's still here, so I'm pretty sure bad-morning-hair can't sway him.

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wear a mask?

No, no, no. Take an optically challenged lover.

This is a good idea. Once you have showered and stuff and he's put his glasses on. You look great.

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Juices like wine, like the blood in the sands.

put vodka in his breakfast juice, he'll think he's woken up with monica bellucci

I hate this dilema, but the guy I have been seeing never really seems to notice my smudged makeup and bed hair so I figure its all good.

DEAL WITH IT.

it's his fault for not kicking you out after cumming

Get up a few hours earlier than he does so you have time to make yourself look presentable and prepare his breakfast

If you already know you might be staying over bring a toothbrush, dry shampoo, some mints, body spray, a brush, maybe some make up remover and make up to look a bit fresher. That's the bare minimum of things I need!

this is kind of similar to my festival dilemma of last year so I guess its the same. Close this thread and delete. I feel ashamed for asking this.

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"I'm getting fucking tired of you fucks" - Trent Reznor - toronto 1994

I am the hate you try to hide and I control you - Mr Self-Destruct.

Thankless waif.

blind him in his sleep. kill him in his sleep. kill yourself. do it face down in the morning. sit on his face, i'm guessing your pudenda looks much the same in the morning, maybe some stubble and much more smelly. speaking of which keep mints under the pillow because morning breath ew. be annoyingly confident about your imperfections. call him ugly first. hire a double and exchange places at 4am. be sure to like him less than he likes you. claim a completely different system of aesthetics from the norm. plan a bank robbery so you have to wear pantyhose on your head. make a thread on kr about your uninteresting problems. do nothing but eat raw food and have colonic irrigation for three months prior to the date so you look fresh and fabulous all the time. do a smelly fart to distract him and later you can blame his look of disgust on this instead of your face

Kesh are you Kathy Griffin?!

don't get super sauced and don't wear a lot of eye makeup.

TRUST ME.

i hate kr

Good advice.

It's hard to fix a bunch of fucked up eyeliner in the morning. It usually ends up looking worse after you rub it with your fingers and turn the skin around your eyes red.

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always remove all makeup! i know you don't think it at the time, cos you're like 'argh i can't let him see me without me slap' BUT the look the next day with the panda eyes and spots is noooooot a good look. also, i read that if you go to sleep in your makeup, you pay for it (in the condition of your skin) for a week.

You bring facewash and your makeup with you, sneak to the bathroom as soon as you wake up and freshen up. It's not that difficult.

some gusy like the morning after look. some guys. Unless he is a piece of shit , little stuff like this shouldn't matter