my potential boyfriend crossed the ocean two years ago. then he returned but only to this continent. he's still on the other side of the country.

now he's moving closer west, but it feels further away because west-west was supposed to be next.

anyway, i'll probably be all sad just like i was two years ago at this time.

so i've given up and will fill the cup with positive experiences.

i'll try to be a better person and maybe some day he'll come back and things will work out, but probably not.

honestly i'm too much of a fucking asshole for it to work out now. and quite the mess.

I assumed this thread would be about him filling a cup with cum or piss and you drinking it

i can't drink piss straight up without gagging. i've seen people drink it from a glass and don't understand how they do it.

basically i prefer being pissed on. unless somebody pisses in a jock strap, then i like to ring it out into my mouth. that somehow makes it easier.

i used to shove the entire pouch into my mouth, but i've since gotten crowns on some of my front teeth and am a paranoid i'll pull them out trying to remove the jock. i can't even eat steak.

drinking cum from a cup would be a nightmare. it would be like waiting on a slow ketchup bottle but probably a lot worse.

I pissed on someone once.. he begged me to do it on his birthday so I drank heaps and did it. He was beating off and moaning profusely and the neighbours complained. I was quite surprised just how long I kept the stream going for.

No way I would let anyone piss on me or drink theirs though my friend drinks his own piss on stage then pisses back into the glass and drinks it again.

I knew a guy who said if he ever got a girlfriend he would secretly put cum on the toast he made for her breakfast and get off on the idea.

Really, I saw the title of the thread and thought the same but as it wasn't in "18+" I was like "WTF?"

Srsly, cleetus, why are u giving up the ghost now? He's back on this continent, so why do you feel there isn't scope here?

Smut-wise, I had a dalliance with a guy who was partial to yellow. I'm not necessarily vanilla, but WS was never on my "to do" list, yet I was amazed, as was he, with the panache that I effortlessly executed it. I actually said "right, let's play "house" - you're the toilet". Which more than adequately illustrates that we all have our "inner top".

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