Relationship advice one-stop shop thread:

[Ophiel Ophiuci]

This is basically all the generic relationship advice you'll ever need, which is fortunate because it's probably all you'll ever get.

• Calm down.
• If your relationship sucks for ages, maybe leave it.
• If your relationship sucks for, like, two seconds one time, maybe stick with it.
• If your relationship is awesome, maybe try and enjoy it.
• Give each other space.
• Girls: it's entirely possible that your boyfriend didn't mean anything by what he just said. Don't look for subtext in what he because there almost certainly wasn't any.
• Guys: if you've offended your girlfriend and you don't know how, just say you're sorry and give her a cuddle. You'll probably never know why it bothered her so much.
• If you think they're cheating on you, you're probably wrong.
• If they're actually cheating on you, you're probably not aware of it.
• Pre-emptively dumping someone is really ****ing lame.
• The fact that your partner is still aware of other people's attractiveness does not mean that they don't love you. It is in itself not grounds for throwing a spazz.
• Revenge is never justified. Sometimes it's funny, and sometimes you get away with it, but you're never actually entitled to it.
• Exes: pffft, your guess is as good as mine.

It'd be great if someone would sticky this.

[Ophiel Ophiuci]

• Toss my salad or GTFO?

[Hot Carl]

Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci

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[*]If you think they're cheating on you, you're probably wrong.[*]If they're actually cheating on you, you're probably not aware of it.

This isn't always true. I think when people cheat they give subtle hints as to what they are doing. At least this is what I have seen from personal experience. There are ALWAYS red flags, if you are too dumb to notice them once they start adding up, then maybe you should be cheated on.

[Ophiel Ophiuci]

Nah, it's pretty easy to miss "the signs" or right them off as paranoia. And to be honest, I'd rather do that and be made a fool of than go looking for them, **** off any boyfriend who isn't cheating on me and probably still get cheated on anyway. Then again, I'm not the jealous type.

[Ronette]

- If they accuse you of cheating and you aren't, they probably are.