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I DID IT AGAIN!
I've been posting in the void about how recently everyone wants to fuck me for some inexplicable reason, even though I'm not that cute. This is the type of thing some weird lying insecure girl would say. And although I am an insecure liar, I actually am telling the truth. OK.
So anyway, I come across this totally cool guy. He likes Aqua Teen Hunger Force (which is like the coolest show ever), etc.
And we were talking Saturday night / Sunday morning about things, and he said he was drunk and he wouldn't remember anything, and I told him "i got fucked by 3 guys one right after the other once and it was awesome" and he was just horrified, saying "how could you do that to yourself?" etc.
so anyway, we hung out tonight. he told me beforehand how he didn't have sex right away, how i needed to realize that he only fucks if he likes someone, how i shouldn't prepare to get any whatsoever until like after 5 dates... etc.
In other words, he's a really good guy -- the kind that you read about in Fairy Tales and Harper's Magazine.
OK. So I'm sure you know where this is going, right?
RIGHT.
Whatever you are thinking, in your horrible cynical mind, you are 100% correct.
Yeah. So we were hanging out, and we held hands, which was sooooooooo cute. And I was so fucking horny, but I was being good. And then he gave me a quick kiss. Which was cute. And then...
I don't remember what happened next, but I woke up at 2:30 without my pants on, hung over, and then raced home to go type this post on kittyradio.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!? I chose kittyradio over cuddling.
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