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09-23-2007, 03:07 PM
|  | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | Say you saw the hottest homeless dude in the world...:
...would you date him?
Assume for the sake of argument that he's okay with you disinfecting his penis. |
09-23-2007, 04:18 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | No because I'd have to always pay on our dates. Fuck that. |
09-23-2007, 04:22 PM
|  | walking the cow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pollen lane
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| | | only if he sold the big issue
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09-23-2007, 04:24 PM
|  | I collect apple stickers | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the land of the prince bishops/edinburgh
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| | | ha ha. good question.
Not saying I have anything against the homeless, if I could clean him up a bit...but it'd be pointless, where'd we fuck? Not al fresco and the walls of my flat are too thin for the raunchy stuff. No home. No date. |
09-23-2007, 05:13 PM
|  | u bet i'll b ur boyfriend | | Join Date: May 2007
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| | | Fuck "dating" how about a one night stand for three dollars. |
09-23-2007, 11:44 PM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | i got a big issue free when i was on the train in london once, anyway... |
09-24-2007, 01:18 AM
|  | I ARE MASTER | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | i really dont think i could. imagine how many other homeless people he could have fucked. 
bathing is a definite requirement too. |
09-24-2007, 01:26 AM
|  | Female Chauvinist Pig | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: I am the Rain
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci  ...would you date him?
Assume for the sake of argument that he's okay with you disinfecting his penis. | Ewww... well, is he really THAT hot? If so, and if you've got the bucks, you can clean him up, dress him up and take him to a doctor to make sure he hasn't got anything. That is a looooooooooooooong funking way to go for a bang, though, isn't it?
Unless you plan to keep him around for a boy-toy or such, I wouldn't bother.
Under no circumstances would I just, willy-nilly, bang him. That would be stupid.
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09-24-2007, 07:04 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | OK, same question, but in place of "homeless", insert the word "drummer". |
09-24-2007, 07:44 AM
|  | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
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| | | i often see homeless men from a distance and think OH HE'S TASTY then i realised he's homeless and going through the rubbish bins. and no just grungy lolz.
don't date drummers
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09-24-2007, 07:53 AM
|  | the fastest slug | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | I want to say yes, but I'd be scared and I wouldn't want to pay for everything either so = no
I went out wth a drummer though  Never again. |
09-24-2007, 09:06 AM
| | I collect apple stickers | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the land of the prince bishops/edinburgh
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| | | My boyfriend is a drummer
Whats wrong with drummers? |
09-24-2007, 09:37 AM
|  | standing on the beach.... | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: six feet under
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci ...would you date him?
Assume for the sake of argument that he's okay with you disinfecting his penis. | this feature needs to be taken away from you: 
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09-24-2007, 09:47 AM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | No. Just no. What if he wanted you to stay over at his house/park bench. Nothing sassy about being homeless. It would be too shameful to even say out loud you were dating a homeless guy. |
09-24-2007, 10:18 AM
|  | thrillho | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Positively 4th Street
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| | | One time I was downtown Toronto walking by this shop with a bench outside of it. There was a girl acting very impatient sitting on that bench, wiggling her legs...could have been a drug addict maybe, but clean-enough looking, and just as I was passing some middle-aged guy sits down and starts talking to her. "Hey, what's up? You aren't homeless are you? Just sitting here? Cuz I'd have to bring you home with me, you know. You're definitely too pretty to be living on the streets"
WHAT A FUCKING PICK UP LINE.
Oh, and in response to your question.... I am a FOOL, so I probably will end up dating a homeless guy someday. Would I strive specifically for someone homeless? Never in a million years. I prefer people with homes, cars, and huge wangs. You see, its in my top three favourite things for a guy to have.
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09-25-2007, 02:24 AM
| | Female Chauvinist Pig | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: I am the Rain
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci OK, same question, but in place of "homeless", insert the word "drummer". | *SNORT!* Oh, that is so funny and true. As long a homeless guy can KEEP the instrument he plays, he can find a place to sleep and eat after a gig. If he pawns it for drugs however, he's screwed.
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09-25-2007, 02:53 AM
|  | bedroom revolutionary | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Socialist Republic of Wales
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| | | Hmm, toughie. I'm going to expand the category of "hottest" to include "intelligent" and "not a psycho". Because I'm sure there ARE non psychotic homeless guys out there.
I probably couldn't do it, because unless he moved in with me (and I tend to like my space), then I'd feel really bad all the time because he'd be out on the streets while I was all snuggled up in my warm bed.
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09-26-2007, 08:00 AM
|  | murder boy | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the business end
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| | | I used to talk to a couple of homeless guys (yeah this really makes me look good) in glasgow. and one was telling me how he hated his dad saying "and now I'm homeless he won't even look at me." he finished it off with "jokes on him though, his wife left him for a homeless guy 3 months ago."
haha, so it does happen.
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09-26-2007, 08:27 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by cinder My boyfriend is a drummer
Whats wrong with drummers? | What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
On the upside, drummers do have nice arms. |
09-26-2007, 08:32 AM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Dec 2006
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
On the upside, drummers do have nice arms. |
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