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09-09-2007, 04:23 PM
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| | | Wots Da Longust You Can Still Hav Aborshun
BIRD WOT I SHAGED IS 4 MUMTHS LATE ON HER PERIUD OR SUMFIN. I FINK IT MEENS SHE PREGNUNT? ANY INFO WUD BE HELPFUL COS I DUNT WONT A KID WIV DA BIRD COS SHE FUKIN RUFF. EVRYWON CALL HER KIT KAT COZ MY MATE BARRY TOLD EVRYWON HE GOT 4 FINGERS IN HER ARSE LOL. I WOS WELL PISSED AND SHE ALREDDY GOT 6 KIDS. CHEERS  |
09-09-2007, 04:30 PM
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| | | i think youve still got time. the very least you could do is pay for her bus fare to the abortion clinic though |
09-09-2007, 04:34 PM
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| | | Tell her to down a bottle of whiskey. |
09-09-2007, 04:36 PM
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| | | I couldn't read that without thinking of the voice of Ali G saying it. lol. |
09-09-2007, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss.Steele  Tell her to down a bottle of whiskey. | I TELL HER DAT BUT I AINT BUYIN THE FUKIN WISKY. I DUNT WONT A KID I HATE KIDS I FINK THERE IS A WAY TO GET MORNIN AFTER PILL OR SUMFIN? I ALREDDY GOT 2 KIDS WOT LIV WIV THER MUM. ONE OV EM IS WELL FAT LOL |
09-09-2007, 04:46 PM
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| | | punch her in the stomach. |
09-09-2007, 05:53 PM
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| | | This thread is seriously fucking hysterical.
As soon as I read "aborshun" I knew that the hilarity would ensue.
But anyways, all you got to do is get the "bird" to a clinic and get it all checked out. And if she cannot have an abortion it's no problem, I know some people who would be interested in purchasing the baby.
No worriez. |
09-09-2007, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by mannequin This thread is seriously fucking hysterical.
As soon as I read "aborshun" I knew that the hilarity would ensue.
But anyways, all you got to do is get the "bird" to a clinic and get it all checked out. And if she cannot have an abortion it's no problem, I know some people who would be interested in purchasing the baby.
No worriez. | I TELL HER TO GO GET MORNIN AFTER PIL ERLIER AND SHE GOS ILL GET IT LATER I SEZ NO TAKE IT NOW SHE GOS NO LATER SO NOW SHE SAYIN WE CUD GET A FLAT IF WE HAD A KID I DUNT WONT A KID! BUT SHE SEZ I DUNT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT AND STUFF WICH IS PRITTY SAFE. FINK I WIL PUT THE PIL IN A SANWIDGE AND GIV IT TO HER LATER LOL. MITE TRY AND SEL IT TO YOR MATES IF SHE HAS DA KID BUT I FINK SHE WUD NO IT WOS ME WOT TOOK IT |
09-09-2007, 06:30 PM
| | blow yr mind | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: miami
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| | | Just leave town.
But the right thing to do would be to steal her money.
That's the game plan. |
09-09-2007, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mannequin Just leave town.
But the right thing to do would be to steal her money.
That's the game plan. | I WOS FINKIN DAT I WUD GET HER TO HAV DA KID AT HOME AND NOT TEL ANNYWON AND HOPE DAT IT WOS THE DAY BEFOOR DA BINMEN CUM OR SUMFIN. DEN I MITE GET DA FLAT TO. BUT I DUNT RELLY WONT TO LIV WIV HER COS SHE IS BUTTERS |
09-09-2007, 07:12 PM
| | sign your reps :( | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: space
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| | | just get the Mccanns to take it on holiday when it is born.
i'm going to hell that was awful. |
09-09-2007, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Gary Busey BIRD WOT I SHAGED IS 4 MUMTHS LATE ON HER PERIUD OR SUMFIN. I FINK IT MEENS SHE PREGNUNT? ANY INFO WUD BE HELPFUL COS I DUNT WONT A KID WIV DA BIRD COS SHE FUKIN RUFF. EVRYWON CALL HER KIT KAT COZ MY MATE BARRY TOLD EVRYWON HE GOT 4 FINGERS IN HER ARSE LOL. I WOS WELL PISSED AND SHE ALREDDY GOT 6 KIDS. CHEERS | wow...lol...ummm...school would probably be a good idea for you.
6 kids??? Wow... |
09-10-2007, 03:30 AM
|  | hobo camp? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: bantown
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| | | OI mebbe youse culd jus buy a skinead a slab or sumfink an arxe him to kick her in da stummick? Or yer jus go to porchugal an leave da littil barsetard in yer room when ya go off da pub or sumfink. |
09-10-2007, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazyj1181 wow...lol...ummm...school would probably be a good idea for you.
6 kids??? Wow... | FUK OF I WENT TO SCOOL ALREDDY IT WOS SHIT |
09-10-2007, 11:26 AM
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| | | You've still got time to kick her in the stomach.
EDIT: damn, beaten to it.
So, anyone wanna get some pizza later and watch movies? I was going to watch Aeon Flux, but you know, whatever, I'm easy. |
09-10-2007, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci You've still got time to kick her in the stomach.
EDIT: damn, beaten to it.
So, anyone wanna get some pizza later and watch movies? I was going to watch Aeon Flux, but you know, whatever, I'm easy. | I THORT ABOWT IT BUT DEN IF I DO DAT SHE MITE GET A BIT PISED OF COS SHE MITE HAV WONTED TO KEEP DA KID. SHE GOT PROPA HENCH BRUVVA TO HOO IS LIKE 7 FOOT BIG AND JUST GOT OWT OF PRISUN. I AINT SCARED THO JUST CANT BE BOVVERED. |
09-12-2007, 01:00 PM
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| | I PUT THE PILL IN A PUKKA PIE DA OVA DAY N SHE ATE IT. I FINK IM IN DA CLEER! SHE STILL TALKS ABOWT HOW GRATE ITS GONNA BE WEN THE BABYS BORN THO! IVE GOTTA TELL HER SOON THAT I PUT THE PILL IN THE PIE! SHE GONNA GO MAD I SWARE! |
09-14-2007, 01:07 PM
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| | | quinine! |
09-14-2007, 02:07 PM
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| | She has six kids already?? Well why don't ya just pick her up and shake her really hard...her uterus is probly so stretched out, that fetus'll just FALL out! Make sure to grease 'er up first tho.
Or...get her real good n fucked up and when she passes out, just stick a vacuum up her twat and clean that kid out yrself! Then take her bowling or something nice.  |
09-14-2007, 03:35 PM
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| | | hahaha oh dear. | |
