| i heart pity fucks
today at the weekly sales meeting the new girl embarrsed me in front of everybody by pointing out that my pie charts were lopsided.
usually we joke around, like i'll grab her ass and she'll call me a beast. but i made a point of totally ignoring her all day.
on the train coming home she apologized and said she'll buy me a coffee.
i asked if she'd upgrade that to a fuck, and she said yes. my place is in the middle of being painted so we went to her apartment. and fucked.
afterwards i told her i wish i'd gone with the coffee instead. she got pissed off so i said "wutza matta, can't take a joke?", like with a funny accent, and left.
bitch.
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