I didn't mean that I don't WANT to marry you. I would love to. I just mean that I couldn't marry you the way you are and the way I am just now. I hope we can change to be together because I want you, and the thought of not being with you is so distressing and fundamentally wrong. I think you know. Just make it soon.

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I'm only going out with Nick to make you jealous. I know that's really mean but all's fair etc. I know you're entirely inappropriate and you're also selfish, childish, narcissistic and mean but you make me laugh and I think you're lovely and to hell with what everybody else thinks and I just love you so much. Why do you think leaving is such a wrench? I'm happy here and I'm neeeever happy! I just wish you'd ask me to stay and I would. It's so strange that I was always so ambitous and determined to achieve things and go places and I've found happiness in my dreary hometown, through working a minimum wage job to "tide me over". With you, you great wanker. Just ask me outright and I won't go back to uni. Everyone says I would regret such a decision forever but I think it's all very well being righteous and doing what you should - fulfilling your potential and all that jazz - but I don't think it's worth ignoring what makes you really happy when it creeps up on you. This isn't exactly the life I imagined for myself either, but now I've got it, I love it. I'm fed up of hearing you bleat on about what I "should" do, and how everything will be there to pick up from when I finish uni and move home. It's me who's talking about changing their life, not you. I don't know why you're acting so agonised. All I want is for you to ask me to do it outright. Argh. And you have precisely five days until term starts. And I think you should because the thought of not seeing you every day and us both 'moving on' and then somehow 'picking this up' again when I graduate isn't a very nice one.

Yes I've edited this about 18 times but ****ing hell I love this thread.

dear christopher,
**** YOU.

1. im sick of talking about this, but it is pretty clear that i am a total ****e. sorry you got wrapped up in my mess(es). youre awesome and someone nice will come along. but i still feel like everything you ever said was a lie.

2. Ehh. You made me feel REALLY uncomfortable. it was wierd. i like you and am very flattered, but though you are teh hot, you are not my type. Also, not that im perfect, but youre a bit of a train wreck.

3. theres no way i can deal with someone elses babies. sorry duder.

this thread is better than a ****ing therapist.