| I'm sorry for closing the elevator door on you two. But in my defence, neither one of you gave me any indication you wanted to take it until the door was nearly shut. Also, the guy riding it with me looked dangerously unhinged. I just wanted to get off. Not to mention that the door was malfunctioning. Had you known all this, you wouldn't have given me that look. You know the one. Assholes. |