| bitch ass boyfriend get THIS: i wore my bf's socks to work this morning (yes, his dirty ones from the night before). and he called me at 10 o'clock and after i said hello there was a short pause. and then he said, "are you wearing my socks?" -- like he was accusing me. and i said "yeah". and he was all, "why?" -- like he was really pissed. he didn't think it was so cute. wtf? i felt like a retard after that.
and this weekend, i poured beer on him while we were in bed. lol, not like a sexy "i'm going to lick it off you" but like "i'm drunk and trying hard to piss you off but still be cute". so, he made me keep his shirt & wash it and he wore one of mine home. well, i was pretty proud of myself for actually washing it and not just giving it back to him and saying that i washed it. so i texted him and was like "i just washed yr shirt!" and he was all, "yeah?" -- but it was like a bitchy "yeah?" -- like, "i told you to wash it, why are you texting me to tell me that you did?" & then he didn't text back for the whole night.
bitch ass, yeah?
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