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08-22-2007, 02:35 AM
|  | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
Posts: 6,660
| | | Trying to be friends with someone when you know they have a small dick :(
how do you do it? 
he molests kids too but it's mostly the dick i'm finding to be the most obtrusive (well, more like unobtrusive) obstacle to overcome. (hell, i'll never 'come' from that thing so how can i overcome it?)
FUCK. I don't know what to do??
should i say something? It's been brewing away in my jewish loins since... since 5 minutes ago at least.
I feel like i'm compromising too much by continueing to be his friend and endure his tiny dick.
Advice? |
08-22-2007, 04:57 AM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,500
| | | Ask if he has any friends? |
08-22-2007, 05:03 AM
|  | C is for Cookie | | Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,459
| | | is he a member of the exlcusive brethern? that is what gets them in the club |
08-22-2007, 06:36 AM
|  | I ARE MASTER | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,269
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruth Price  how do you do it?
he molests kids too but it's mostly the dick i'm finding to be the most obtrusive (well, more like unobtrusive) obstacle to overcome. (hell, i'll never 'come' from that thing so how can i overcome it?)
FUCK. I don't know what to do??
should i say something? It's been brewing away in my jewish loins since... since 5 minutes ago at least.
I feel like i'm compromising too much by continueing to be his friend and endure his tiny dick.
Advice? | he still has a mouth doesnt he?  |
08-22-2007, 06:38 AM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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Originally Posted by thumbscrew is he a member of the exlcusive brethern? that is what gets them in the club | i'm so glad i just read that article on news.com.au otherwise i would have never gotten that  |
08-22-2007, 07:19 AM
|  | A brand new day | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: It can't get worse
Posts: 6,784
| | | Ask him to digitally rape you.
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08-22-2007, 07:54 AM
|  | Thoroughbred | | Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 146
| | | On a serious note, Ruth, isn't it awkward when you do know this about somebody? And then the next time you see that person, it's all you can think about, and smirk to yourself...
It's even better in the context of a story involving a comedic sexual tryst. |
08-22-2007, 08:04 AM
| | FREE FEEL-UPS | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: POOCASTLE
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| | | I assume that all of my friends have pin dicks. i find some people hard to imagine owning any genitals all together |
08-22-2007, 10:08 AM
|  | Occam's chainsaw | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: goin down in a blaze of glory
Posts: 7,072
| | why would you want to be friends with someone like that? 
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Originally Posted by Sophia_ my wife called me an asshole ~~carefulcarpenter | |
08-22-2007, 10:58 AM
|  | dollface | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: X
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| | damn...well find another dick, i mean you called it "that thing" lol
just how fuckn' small is it? a small one isn't all that bad if you are really into him...hell who am I kidding, you pretty much have to be in love with him to deal with a small cock  haha good luck |
08-23-2007, 02:18 AM
|  | heavens to murgatroyd | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
Posts: 1,718
| | | Oh, man. I'd hate to be that guy. There's this total pindick named Daniel, I know. I'm talking balls the size of a split atom and a shaft like a splinter on an ant's tit. Next! |
08-23-2007, 06:19 AM
|  | Former male prostitute. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A glass case of emotion
Posts: 3,763
| | | it depends....does he have huge balls? because if he has huge balls, don't even bother. that's a lost cause. |
08-24-2007, 05:29 AM
|  | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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Originally Posted by herekitty why would you want to be friends with someone like that? | really now. have some fucking standards.
at least 7-9 inches worth.
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08-25-2007, 02:42 PM
|  | teh haxx0rz was unikorn | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 323
| | | should it matter? are you planning to fuck this chap? |
08-25-2007, 07:59 PM
|  | WTF | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: MelbourneMagistrates'Court
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Originally Posted by Lyndsie should it matter? are you planning to fuck this chap? | that's what i was thinking. why do you care if someone who is just a friend has a little prick?
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08-25-2007, 08:09 PM
|  | sign your reps :( | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: space
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Originally Posted by i_eat_ether Oh, man. I'd hate to be that guy. There's this total pindick named Daniel, I know. I'm talking balls the size of a split atom and a shaft like a splinter on an ant's tit. Next! | ahahaha omg this is the best thing ever full marks to you! |
08-25-2007, 08:10 PM
| | heavens to murgatroyd | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
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Originally Posted by Miss.Steele ahahaha omg this is the best thing ever full marks to you! | Yeah, too bad I am Daniel |
08-25-2007, 10:28 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,396
| | | Coom bahck too m'boosoom, Root! |
08-25-2007, 11:05 PM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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Originally Posted by i_eat_ether Yeah, too bad I am Daniel | it's going to make the sex change procedure so much easier though |
08-25-2007, 11:11 PM
| | heavens to murgatroyd | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
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Originally Posted by Ruth Price it's going to make the sex change procedure so much easier though | No, because there's nothing there to invert
I would hope my partner would love me for something other than my frankencunt, though.
Last edited by i_eat_ether : 08-25-2007 at 11:15 PM.
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