Trying to be friends with someone when you know they have a small dick :(

Ruth Price · #1 08-22-2007, 12:35 AM

how do you do it?

he molests kids too but it's mostly the dick i'm finding to be the most obtrusive (well, more like unobtrusive) obstacle to overcome. (hell, i'll never 'come' from that thing so how can i overcome it?)

FUCK. I don't know what to do??

should i say something? It's been brewing away in my jewish loins since... since 5 minutes ago at least.

I feel like i'm compromising too much by continueing to be his friend and endure his tiny dick.

Advice?

KillTheLastRomantic · #2 08-22-2007, 02:57 AM

Ask if he has any friends?

thumbscrew · #3 08-22-2007, 03:03 AM

is he a member of the exlcusive brethern? that is what gets them in the club

primal muse · #4 08-22-2007, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruth Price

how do you do it?

he molests kids too but it's mostly the dick i'm finding to be the most obtrusive (well, more like unobtrusive) obstacle to overcome. (hell, i'll never 'come' from that thing so how can i overcome it?)

FUCK. I don't know what to do??

should i say something? It's been brewing away in my jewish loins since... since 5 minutes ago at least.

I feel like i'm compromising too much by continueing to be his friend and endure his tiny dick.

Advice?

he still has a mouth doesnt he?

Ruth Price · #5 08-22-2007, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by thumbscrew

is he a member of the exlcusive brethern? that is what gets them in the club

i'm so glad i just read that article on news.com.au otherwise i would have never gotten that