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Old 08-22-2007, 02:35 AM
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Trying to be friends with someone when you know they have a small dick :(

how do you do it?

he molests kids too but it's mostly the dick i'm finding to be the most obtrusive (well, more like unobtrusive) obstacle to overcome. (hell, i'll never 'come' from that thing so how can i overcome it?)

FUCK. I don't know what to do??

should i say something? It's been brewing away in my jewish loins since... since 5 minutes ago at least.

I feel like i'm compromising too much by continueing to be his friend and endure his tiny dick.

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Old 08-22-2007, 04:57 AM
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Old 08-22-2007, 05:03 AM
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is he a member of the exlcusive brethern? that is what gets them in the club
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Old 08-22-2007, 06:36 AM
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how do you do it?

he molests kids too but it's mostly the dick i'm finding to be the most obtrusive (well, more like unobtrusive) obstacle to overcome. (hell, i'll never 'come' from that thing so how can i overcome it?)

FUCK. I don't know what to do??

should i say something? It's been brewing away in my jewish loins since... since 5 minutes ago at least.

I feel like i'm compromising too much by continueing to be his friend and endure his tiny dick.

Advice?
he still has a mouth doesnt he?
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Old 08-22-2007, 06:38 AM
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is he a member of the exlcusive brethern? that is what gets them in the club
i'm so glad i just read that article on news.com.au otherwise i would have never gotten that
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Old 08-22-2007, 07:19 AM
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Ask him to digitally rape you.
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Old 08-22-2007, 07:54 AM
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On a serious note, Ruth, isn't it awkward when you do know this about somebody? And then the next time you see that person, it's all you can think about, and smirk to yourself...

It's even better in the context of a story involving a comedic sexual tryst.
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Old 08-22-2007, 08:04 AM
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I assume that all of my friends have pin dicks. i find some people hard to imagine owning any genitals all together
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Old 08-22-2007, 10:08 AM
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why would you want to be friends with someone like that?
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Old 08-22-2007, 10:58 AM
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damn...well find another dick, i mean you called it "that thing" lol
just how fuckn' small is it? a small one isn't all that bad if you are really into him...hell who am I kidding, you pretty much have to be in love with him to deal with a small cock haha good luck
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Old 08-23-2007, 02:18 AM
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Oh, man. I'd hate to be that guy. There's this total pindick named Daniel, I know. I'm talking balls the size of a split atom and a shaft like a splinter on an ant's tit. Next!
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:19 AM
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it depends....does he have huge balls? because if he has huge balls, don't even bother. that's a lost cause.
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:29 AM
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why would you want to be friends with someone like that?
really now. have some fucking standards.

at least 7-9 inches worth.
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:42 PM
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should it matter? are you planning to fuck this chap?
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:59 PM
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should it matter? are you planning to fuck this chap?
that's what i was thinking. why do you care if someone who is just a friend has a little prick?
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:09 PM
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Oh, man. I'd hate to be that guy. There's this total pindick named Daniel, I know. I'm talking balls the size of a split atom and a shaft like a splinter on an ant's tit. Next!
ahahaha omg this is the best thing ever full marks to you!
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:10 PM
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ahahaha omg this is the best thing ever full marks to you!
Yeah, too bad I am Daniel
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:28 PM
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:05 PM
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Yeah, too bad I am Daniel
it's going to make the sex change procedure so much easier though
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:11 PM
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it's going to make the sex change procedure so much easier though
No, because there's nothing there to invert

I would hope my partner would love me for something other than my frankencunt, though.

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