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08-10-2007, 10:06 PM
|  | EXTERMINATE. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: aotearoa
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| | | when one of your boyfriend's 'friends' blatantly wants to fuck him....
So what do you do when you know for an honest to god fact that one of your boyfriend's best friends would like nothing better than to stick your head in a blender, leaving him wide open for her to have her nasty way with? Hmmm? Because it's been a while since anyone has actually dared take me on so fucking blatantly, and I'm a little rusty. Do you let her play her freako high school girl games and take it like a woman and stick to higher ground, or do you get all mean girls on her ass?
What if she's his flatmate?
What if she has a boyfriend?
What if YOUR boyfriend knows exactly what's going on and is telling you to take a chill pill because even if she's interested, HE'S not?
HMMM?
God I am so out of the loop.
The cunt is crazy.
Pulling this shit balling her eyes out when I'm over at their place or whenever he touches me and playing Special K by Placebo on a loop. How her boyfriend deals is just beyond me.
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08-10-2007, 10:27 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Kick her in the cunt! I'll do my best to help you out with this when I am in Auckland. I can blow in, be really rude to her, and then fly out on Thursday morning.
Or at least threaten to kick her in the cunt.
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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-10-2007, 10:41 PM
| | EXTERMINATE. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: aotearoa
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Originally Posted by bort  Kick her in the cunt! I'll do my best to help you out with this when I am in Auckland. I can blow in, be really rude to her, and then fly out on Thursday morning.
Or at least threaten to kick her in the cunt. | Chuck Norris round house kick to the cunt!
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08-10-2007, 10:49 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by petals Chuck Norris round house kick to the cunt! | Let's gang up on her. Get Louise in on the act too - she can show her truly vicious side! Bet she has one...
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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-10-2007, 11:06 PM
|  | kitschy minger | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the medusa cascade
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| | | well okay... umm in my case, she makes really catty remarks to me (saying i'm stupid and ugly but in a backwards way so it isnt EXACTLY an insult). so i just avoid her at all costs.
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08-10-2007, 11:10 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | I feel I almost need to see this cunt bawling her eyes out, just so I can laugh in her face. I mean, I can't quite grasp how insane she must be.
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-10-2007, 11:23 PM
|  | heavens to murgatroyd | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
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| | | Take the high road in front of your boyfriend. Behind his back, adminster purple nurples at will. |
08-10-2007, 11:47 PM
|  | For all the right reasons | | Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by petals Chuck Norris round house kick to the cunt! | I'd go with this one |
08-11-2007, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by bort I feel I almost need to see this cunt bawling her eyes out, just so I can laugh in her face. I mean, I can't quite grasp how insane she must be. | i know, i know.
WHO THE HELL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH ME ON AN ISSUE LIKE THIS ONE.
kerrrrrrazy bitch.
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08-11-2007, 12:48 AM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by petals i know, i know.
WHO THE HELL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH ME ON AN ISSUE LIKE THIS ONE.
kerrrrrrazy bitch. | You're a mental case!
You keep away from us!
You've got no dignity...
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-11-2007, 03:13 AM
|  | the figurehead | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: evidently chickentown
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| | | To be honest, the best thing you can do is show her (and maybe your bf as well, although it's always very hard) that you're so confident of your relationship with your man that you don't care how many times she tries it with him, you just know he wants you. It sounds daft, but when girls are close friends with the guy they want to fuck they find it very empowering to see their gfs lose it. They can always play the "I am your best friend, nobody knows you more than me" card, and sometimes men are dumb enough to fall for it (btw it never works).
So yeah, you can punch the wall when you go home as long as you're extremely cool and calm when she is around, or she'll sense your weakness and take advantage of it.
I've just re-read this and it makes no sense at all, but it's 7 AM and I've been in this situation before and wanted to contribute.
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08-11-2007, 03:19 AM
|  | My crown is too high | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: On the floor, counting flowers on the wall.
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| | | Get whats yours nigga. Get all up on his shit when shes around. Sitting on his lap , pet names shit like that. |
08-11-2007, 03:35 AM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Have loud kinky sex on the lounge floor. When she's in the room. I'll watch her, to make sure she's crying real hard. And strangely aroused...
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-11-2007, 03:37 AM
| | My crown is too high | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: On the floor, counting flowers on the wall.
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Originally Posted by bort Have loud kinky sex on the lounge floor. When she's in the room. I'll watch her, to make sure she's crying real hard. And strangely aroused... | Ohhh thats a good.
Your good. |
08-11-2007, 03:46 AM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by BoxByTheBed Ohhh thats a good.
Your good. | Better than "my bad". But I think Lily should probably be the bigger man about this, and she can get me in for a couple of days next week to be a cunt. Then I can just blow away, back to where I trolled from.
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-11-2007, 05:25 AM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ireland
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| | | I'm with obscurearse, I think you should play it cool as though you have complete faith in your boyfriend and she's just some crazy chick being a nuisance. In ignoring the situation, you'll also be putting your boyfriend's faithfulness to the test. If you let him handle it rather than you, results should determine whether he's worth it or not. I get the impression from your attitude that he's a genuine guy, so it shouldn't be so much of a problem. At least he's not flirting back. Look at things realistically. Crazy has a boyfriend of her own, and whatever "freako high school girl games" probably stop at fishing for compliments/attention. She sounds way insecure. She knows she'll be in major trouble if anything does happen between her and your boyfriend. But yeah, kicking the bitch in the cunt sounds good too. |
08-11-2007, 06:31 AM
|  | give me the sickest one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: fox in the snow
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| | | she had a relationship and feelings before you came along and she's hurt and jealous. being the better woman is the best way to be. not to watch her squirm, but to honestly be the best you and make the best fo the situation for all. your boyfriend will feel like he doesnt have to referee which will be a great relief. the friend - room mate (ugh) - wont feel as though she could get the upper hand and maybe you could even be a support for her somewhat as she goes through this transition, and you will have a greater respect for your own strengths.
and if he fucks around with her, slice his balls off and feed them to stray dogs.
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08-11-2007, 09:46 AM
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