So yeah, basically this dude is hankering after my ****, I don't hate him or anything but he's way too young and inexperienced to be subjected to me. He's saying he loves me and stuff. It sucks because he's friends with my friends, so I can't just set fire to him or anything.


I just want to know how to make him not bother me anymore.

Have you ever dropped him coy hints about a fabricated infatuation for fisting the ones you love?
I did that once to a love interest and sent him running away screaming!
The only different is my infatuation wasn't fabricated.
It's not like I can deter my raging libido from doing these things.
I just like what I like.

Oh dear, it is annoying when you have mutual friends. Couldn't you tell the friends and get them to hint to him that you don't like him that way? Of course, this depends on what kind of friends they are, whether they're the kind of friends who would find this hilarious and try to stir things up some more.

you could poo your pants and not change them for a week

Depends on the friends, really. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was involved in getting him all interested in the first place. I hope she didn't, but it wouldn't surprise me either.