Yea he is getting better at it dumb ass. I may not know much about how the game is played but I know enough to encourage and to keep ny nose to the ground. A good relationship where it counts is worth alot more to you when you plan to say something. Saying something is meaningless without the real communication lines being open. I predict some of you will be leaving before we get to the end of it.

Dear Ashley "Lardbucket" Martin,


I have never communicated with you, nor will I ever.

I just want it to be known that I have absolutely no respect for you.

He may not give a damn if he ever sees that award again, but I do. It's a very high honor and he will never win another one.

I don't know who you thought you were to ask for it in the first place seeing as how your fat ass certainly didn't hop into the ring to earn it, but after things ended between you two, you should have had the common decency to give it back.

Also, it's not like he'll ever recieve another pair of official boxing shorts from the fucking Olympics.

I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE IN POSSESSION OF THESE ITEMS. You acted like the biggest piece of shit to him and you do not deserve to have such important things of his.

Whether you geniunely can't find them, got rid of them, or are simply holding onto them because you are a selfish pig, I find you to be most despicable. He asked you nicely and you just acted like an immature loser, in spite of your tireless attempts at being percieved as intelligent.

We may never see those items again, but I'd like you to know that we burned every photograph of you, he gave me YOUR choker (it looks better on me; he even said that he couldn't fit a finger into it when you wore it, whereas he can drag me around), and your blanket is covered in various bodily fluids from both of us due to all of the great sex we have had on it; I plan on giving your precious blanket to a street bum downtown.

That being said, have a nice life. May your plane crash on the way to Washington and get you closer to your God, you fucking hypocrite. Because every overbearing, Bible-thumping God warrior masturbates so much that the metallic finish on her vibrator flakes off and then asks her ex-boyfriend who she treated in a most un-Christian manner if he wants to have sex with "no strings attached."

-Your kinder, smarter, thinner, and much prettier replacement.

I dont find anything more irritating then chasing people for money that they owe me esp when it comes to you! I hate you as you are with the guy I like, I hate you because you are so fake its just more annoying then anything, and I just hate everything about you.

why didnt you invite me to the gig?

You're so stupid.
I can't believe it's that much of a big deal to you.
Get the fuck over it.
I'm glad you got what you wanted.
Gutted if it hurt.