ok theres this guy at my school who really really likes me, turns out he's like me all year but never had the guts to tell me till now, so i talked to him and hes really quarky, i kinda was embarressed to talk to him, but i gave him my phone number and i keep hoping he's not gonna call me, he looks really cool though. it sucks, advice please

Kill him. Invite him round to your house and then kill him. Or seriously maim him.

Are you old enough to drive? If so run him over with your car a few times. If you’re too young to drive, I suggest you use a lawn mower and mo him to death. Tell him that the blades need cleaning and could he do it for you. Then stand behind him, plug in the power just as he’s in there up to his elbows cleaning. And as they start up spinning up and dragging him in – give him a boot up the arse for good measure to finish him off.

Then sit back amongst his offal and sup on a Pinacolada with cherries and one of those umbrella things, and take in some rays.

Peace.

lmao

thank you so much i will do that mwahahaha

what happened to the 15 year old guy? didn´t you LOVE him?