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Old 12-09-2006, 12:34 PM
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pick up lines ...

this was in the old forum nd it was pretty interesting
here are som funny/creepy pick up lines ... or juss lines to try nd get me in bed .. that have been used (unsuccessfully) on me

mmm-mm !
damn u got a fat one
you act like im gonna hurt it
so ... your not gonna let me in ?
why you so tight with that ??
but ive never been with a white girl
i love white people hair (ewww)

and of course the regualr 'hey shawty !' or 'wats up mami ?'
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:14 PM
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on saturday night i was leaving the bar and some guy was like 'are you going home? can i come?" i thought it was really funny
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:18 PM
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on saturday night i was leaving the bar and some guy was like 'are you going home? can i come?" i thought it was really funny
did you let him?
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:23 PM
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did you let him?
no. i was on my way to see a boy at a party
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:23 AM
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can i take away your horny-ness?
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:36 AM
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did it hurt???~~*when u dropped from heaven ~~
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:38 AM
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These two half black half something else guys a little way behind me at the A.T.M.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanm, look ad 'em fiiiiiiiiiiiiine legs. *keeps muttering to the other guy bout my legs* Wow-wii, can we be your escort girl? Please say yeah?! *puting their hands in praying positions* C'mon....just the three of us."

...and it wasnt even a good pick up line.

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did it hurt???~~*when u dropped from heaven ~~
Jesus, at least it wasn't, "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:54 AM
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a disgusting little man once asked me the three things I wanted most in life. I told him it was food, to be out of debt and to have a hot man.
he went off and came back with a pizza and asked how much debt I was in, I told him and he offered me the pizza and two and a half grand to fuck him.
He was gross.

Only once has someone attempted to use on of those cheesy awful caht up lines on me. 'Is your dad a thief because he must ahve stolen the star from heaven to put in your eyes' it's something like that anyway.
I told him the truth, which is that my dad was a thief but he didn't steal stars, he msotly stuck to things like toasters and money from kids piggy banks.
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:57 AM
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no. i was on my way to see a boy at a party
ok thanks. I just crossed it off my list then.
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:51 AM
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One man said I could use his belly as a tobogan
was hot
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:57 PM
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I had some guy come up to me in Brasil and say "You are hot. I'm a grandfather. How many children do you have?" I also got lots of "hello american lady, can I marry you and live in New York"- they were always quite disappointed to here that I was English and couldn't get them into New York. Other chat up lines I have had have been more dodgy and straight forward - "hello, I'm gay but can I touch your boobs", "I want to fuck you like an animal" and other nice ones like that!
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Old 12-14-2006, 05:39 AM
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you act like im gonna hurt it
lolz.

how did you not crack up at that one?
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Old 12-14-2006, 05:43 AM
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damn aura, you got a fat one
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Old 12-14-2006, 05:45 AM
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i think you should stop posting in the pix thread until you POST A PIC.

it is false advertisement. very.
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:02 AM
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rooby saizy:
cantankerous says:
its irrelevant largely.
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:06 AM
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taken out of context. i maketh the tabloidz again
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:07 AM
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samwich says:
its impossible to get a happy medium
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i say posting no pictures is good.
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:09 AM
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"Yesss Princessss." a chav said as he walked past one day.
another
"I like your outfit. I'd probably like it more on my bedroom floor though."
the way it was said was just so cheesy.
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:09 AM
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ive summonsed aural to the round table. we'll see how long it takes her to arrive. paparazzi awaits
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:20 AM
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pick up lines are for lols. hot though.
at my night job i have a fair amount of guys asking can i take them home/they take me home to show me their record collection. its a pretty good opener i think.
i usually do go home with those ones and look through thier vinyls. but if they even show signs of kissy face im off
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