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12-09-2006, 12:34 PM
|  | polska laska ! | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: dirrty jersey
Posts: 251
| | | pick up lines ...
this was in the old forum nd it was pretty interesting
here are som funny/creepy pick up lines ... or juss lines to try nd get me in bed .. that have been used (unsuccessfully) on me
mmm-mm !
damn u got a fat one
you act like im gonna hurt it
so ... your not gonna let me in ?
why you so tight with that ??
but ive never been with a white girl
i love white people hair  (ewww)
and of course the regualr 'hey shawty !' or 'wats up mami ?' |
12-12-2006, 10:14 PM
|  | meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: melbs
Posts: 2,494
| | | on saturday night i was leaving the bar and some guy was like 'are you going home? can i come?" i thought it was really funny |
12-12-2006, 10:18 PM
|  | C is for Cookie | | Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,459
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Originally Posted by *Band Aid* on saturday night i was leaving the bar and some guy was like 'are you going home? can i come?" i thought it was really funny | did you let him? |
12-12-2006, 10:23 PM
| | meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: melbs
Posts: 2,494
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Originally Posted by thumbscrew did you let him? | no. i was on my way to see a boy at a party |
12-13-2006, 07:23 AM
|  | sign your reps :( | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: space
Posts: 3,166
| | | can i take away your horny-ness? |
12-13-2006, 07:36 AM
|  | walking the cow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pollen lane
Posts: 7,902
| | | did it hurt???~~*when u dropped from heaven ~~
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no no never say maybe to smack bunny baby again. |
12-13-2006, 07:38 AM
|  | Chairman~MouseyTongue | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chairman Meow
Posts: 6,976
| | These two half black half something else guys a little way behind me at the A.T.M.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanm, look ad 'em fiiiiiiiiiiiiine legs. *keeps muttering to the other guy bout my legs* Wow-wii, can we be your escort girl? Please say yeah?! *puting their hands in praying positions* C'mon....just the three of us."
...and it wasnt even a good pick up line.  Quote: |
Originally Posted by bookstore did it hurt???~~*when u dropped from heaven ~~ | Jesus, at least it wasn't, "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" |
12-13-2006, 07:54 AM
|  | BADMAN. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: my manor.
Posts: 6,802
| | | a disgusting little man once asked me the three things I wanted most in life. I told him it was food, to be out of debt and to have a hot man.
he went off and came back with a pizza and asked how much debt I was in, I told him and he offered me the pizza and two and a half grand to fuck him.
He was gross.
Only once has someone attempted to use on of those cheesy awful caht up lines on me. 'Is your dad a thief because he must ahve stolen the star from heaven to put in your eyes' it's something like that anyway.
I told him the truth, which is that my dad was a thief but he didn't steal stars, he msotly stuck to things like toasters and money from kids piggy banks. |
12-13-2006, 07:57 AM
| | C is for Cookie | | Join Date: Jul 2006
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Originally Posted by *Band Aid* no. i was on my way to see a boy at a party | ok thanks. I just crossed it off my list then. |
12-13-2006, 09:51 AM
|  | duh! | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sao Paulo
Posts: 2,372
| | | One man said I could use his belly as a tobogan
was hot |
12-13-2006, 07:57 PM
|  | Part-time narcoleptic | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Oxford and London, of the cold old UK
Posts: 2,617
| | | I had some guy come up to me in Brasil and say "You are hot. I'm a grandfather. How many children do you have?" I also got lots of "hello american lady, can I marry you and live in New York"- they were always quite disappointed to here that I was English and couldn't get them into New York. Other chat up lines I have had have been more dodgy and straight forward - "hello, I'm gay but can I touch your boobs", "I want to fuck you like an animal" and other nice ones like that! |
12-14-2006, 05:39 AM
|  | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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Originally Posted by babii_stef you act like im gonna hurt it | lolz.
how did you not crack up at that one?
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when that bitch breathes, the air comes out crooked. |
12-14-2006, 05:43 AM
|  | amerikas beast dance crew | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | damn aura, you got a fat one |
12-14-2006, 05:45 AM
| | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | | i think you should stop posting in the pix thread until you POST A PIC.
it is false advertisement. very.
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when that bitch breathes, the air comes out crooked. |
12-14-2006, 06:02 AM
| | amerikas beast dance crew | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | rooby saizy:
cantankerous says:
its irrelevant largely. |
12-14-2006, 06:06 AM
| | ive got nothing to say | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 7,196
| | | taken out of context. i maketh the tabloidz again
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except i hate you. |
12-14-2006, 06:07 AM
| | amerikas beast dance crew | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,675
| | | samwich says:
its impossible to get a happy medium
cantankerous says:
i say posting no pictures is good. |
12-14-2006, 06:09 AM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hampshire,england.
Posts: 3,139
| | | "Yesss Princessss." a chav said as he walked past one day.
another
"I like your outfit. I'd probably like it more on my bedroom floor though."
the way it was said was just so cheesy. |
12-14-2006, 06:09 AM
| | ive got nothing to say | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 7,196
| | | ive summonsed aural to the round table. we'll see how long it takes her to arrive. paparazzi awaits
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except i hate you. |
12-14-2006, 06:20 AM
|  | .pulledahumanfrommywaist | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: gay paris
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| | | pick up lines are for lols. hot though.
at my night job i have a fair amount of guys asking can i take them home/they take me home to show me their record collection. its a pretty good opener i think.
i usually do go home with those ones and look through thier vinyls. but if they even show signs of kissy face im off | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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