did it hurt???~~*when u dropped from heaven ~~

These two half black half something else guys a little way behind me at the A.T.M.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanm, look ad 'em fiiiiiiiiiiiiine legs. *keeps muttering to the other guy bout my legs* Wow-wii, can we be your escort girl? Please say yeah?! *puting their hands in praying positions* C'mon....just the three of us."

...and it wasnt even a good pick up line.

Jesus, at least it wasn't, "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

a disgusting little man once asked me the three things I wanted most in life. I told him it was food, to be out of debt and to have a hot man.
he went off and came back with a pizza and asked how much debt I was in, I told him and he offered me the pizza and two and a half grand to **** him.
He was gross.

Only once has someone attempted to use on of those cheesy awful caht up lines on me. 'Is your dad a thief because he must ahve stolen the star from heaven to put in your eyes' it's something like that anyway.
I told him the truth, which is that my dad was a thief but he didn't steal stars, he msotly stuck to things like toasters and money from kids piggy banks.

ok thanks. I just crossed it off my list then.

One man said I could use his belly as a tobogan
was hot