i feel really retarded everytime i like someone and can't make a right move, sometimes i just don't know what to say even when i notice that i fancy them. post nice icebreakers, so i (and other geeks like me) can make it right.

i just saw this on hogan knows best.. "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice"

i would never use that, but maybe you will

i guess theres the less embarrassing ones like "Do i know you from somewhere?" or the I lost my friends one.. (who happen to behind you lol)
i had this guy come over the other week asking if my hair colour was real, and its bright red. its obviously not real, but it starts a conversation..

I may not be fred flintstone but i sure know how to make your bedrock

doooo it!

take the piss out of their hair or shoes or something
but do it with a cheeky smile
that's what i do and it usually works
unless he is a moody bastard, in which case better to find that out straight away and not bother with him!