| why you don't have a boyfriend
Last night these two disgusting fatties were sitting at the table next to us, and I heard one bitching about there not being any good men and her not having a boyfriend, and I nearly lost my shit. I stayed in check b/c the girl with me held me back, but here I am going to explain to all you disgusting fatties what you are doing wrong:
1. Lose weight: Seriously. If you are overweight, you need to drop the fat. You DO NOT need to look like Anna Kournikova (though it would help if you did), but you do need to at least have a normal height/weight ratio. And the better your body, the better your chances of finding and landing a guy. Instead of sitting there bitching and pouring more calories down their massive gullets, those bitches should have been at the gym.
2. Learn basic fashion/make-up techniques: I am not the right person to ask for fashion or make-up advice, but I do know what looks good and what doesn't. If you don't know what looks good and what doesn't, pick up a Maxim, Vogue, Cosmo, whatever, and get tips or hints there. Play to your strengths. If you have a great body, accentuate it. If you have great eyes, accentuate them, etc, etc, but for fucks sake at least look presentable. We aren't asking for everyone to look like Elle MacPherson, but Roseanne Barr is just unacceptable.
3. Stop smoking: First of all, it's fucking gross. Second, by smoking, you are automatically eliminating a huge percentage of guys as potential mates. It's an immediate deal breaker for me and most other guys I know. Not all, but a good number. And don't give me the "I only smoke when I drink" bullshit. That's a fucking lie, and considering that you drink 5 nights a week, that makes you a smoker.
4. Be more fun: Ask yourself, HONESTLY, "Am I fun to hang out with?" DO NOT ask your friends, because they will lie. How do you know if you are fun to hang out with? Do people, esp. guys, tend to congregate around you? Do people often call you to go out? Do you easily meet strangers ar bars or other public places? I have met many girls who were not all that physically attractive but got great guys because they were a lot of fun. They were relaxed, funny, interesting, etc. They added to the group. Ask yourself if you add to whatever social situation you are in. Do you bring something to the table or do you take something off? If you aren't honest with yourself, you only hurt you.
If you take something off, it's not the end of the world. You know how I learned to be the life of the party? By watching and imitating those that were. This does not mean you should become me, it means you should, within the limits of your personality, loosen up and be someone that is fun to be with. At the very least, stop being so self-conscious. You can get away with a lot of shit with a little confidence. But remember--confidence DOES NOT = bitch. They are very very different things.
You don't have to accept what I write. You can sit there and bitch about wanting to find a man who accepts you for who you are. And if you do, then have fun living alone in a big house with lots of cats, watching Friends re-runs while you finish off entire bags Oreos.
This is only a beginning list. There is plenty more, but this is where to start if you are just completely lost, e.g. those fucking fatties at Bar Celona last night.
[There is one caveat to this. If you are one of those fat girls who just loves being fat and truly doesn't care, then my advice to find that small niche of guys who like big girls. And keep eating.]
Focus: Do your list. This thread is ONLY reasons why "that girl" doesn't have a boyfriend, not guys. We'll do a separate thread for them later.
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im not trying to start anything, im just curious. 
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