But seriously, check the personality of the teens today. They love to condemn SOMEONE. The politicians just like fucking with us. Different story than Bush, if that's what you're getting into.

And plastic surgery involves no plastic -- just neat things like bacteria found in pig rot and something they call "cement."

I fucking hated my nose job. All I wanted was an inside fix, y'know, so I could BREATHE again, but they would only focus on the bend or the tip. I love my nose, I want it back the way it was, but it's not back to the snidely way it looks (so vile eand so awesome) because they focused on the look and fucked it up. My nose is still somewhat bent.

Plastic surgery is never the answer. Just break your nose and mold it, please.

If they had their way I would've looked like Sarah Michelle Geller, too. God, I hate plastic surgeons. I want them to fucking die.
Oh, and they insulted my mum right to her face at one of my appointments, completely casually. "You know, you have a man's nose and it looks better on him." Fucking Hell! The stereotypes are true... for this place, anyways.

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I don't know; if ashlee simpson wanted to do that to her face, then so be it. It's her decision in the end. Her words do come back to bite her square in the ass though. I think it's slightly hypocritical of marie claire to say shame on you. I mean this magazine promotes a very idealized version of women as well, even if they don't promote plastic surgery.