my name is also in that part of bootylicious where they go:

kelly, can you handle this?
michelle, can you handle this?
beyonce, can you handle this?
i don't think they can handle this!

but idk if that counts even.

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listening 2 yeezus on the treadmill i do not get it

Absolutely nothing, alas. If there were, it would be some ****ty country song.

why?

what's your name?

jim bob?

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listening 2 yeezus on the treadmill i do not get it

Dusty. Not even short for Dustin. Just Dusty.

Edit:

I was named after this guy:



When I was four or five, my brother was annoyed at me, so he told me that I was named after a ******. I ran to my mother crying, and I don't remember what she said, but we bring it up every now and again and my mom gets really embarrassed, so it's funny.

I found out his real name is Johnnie B. Baker and that Dusty is just a nickname, and I REALLY don't know how I feel about that.

are you ****ting me right now?

TURNING'S IRL NAME IS DUSTY?

is your family yee-haws?

do not troll me elaborately.

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listening 2 yeezus on the treadmill i do not get it