he has five kids.

but only claims two of them.

so i guess that only counts as two baby mamas.

and i think one is like.

dead or something.

he's always trying to get me pregnant. on purpose.

but i hate children?

i mean. it would be kinda awesome to have a little tar baby to tote around in my shopping cart at target and stuff.

but idk.

children are assholes like. all day.

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mixed kids are all the rage!

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i hope mine doesn't looked mixed at all.

i want it to be a little black sambo where you can only see the whites of its eyes.

then i'd take pix of it eating watermelon or whathaveyou.

and make greeting cards out of it to sell on etsy.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

is mr. clotty afraid of buzz? the colouereds are often not dog-friendly.

my old dog, sparky the dalmation was a racist. he's go absolute ape **** when he saw men of colour.

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oh god no. he loves buzz.

them two are bff forever and ever.

he always wanted a dog when he was lil, but his ma wouldn't let him have one.

so now he finally gets to sort of have one.

buzz is the opposite kind of racist.

she only hates white men.

SOMEONE taught her well. i can't imagine who.

the coloreds tend to be more afraid of cats than dogs, don't they?

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.