What what what?????

Does this feel really, really wrong to anybody else?

I'm having a total "don't forget to drink your ... ovaline?" moment.

Fucking lame.

I use to exit the house every morning to this song, like it was my own personal, kick-ass, ubermensching-beyond-good-and-evil theme music. But now it just doesn't sound the same. The song has now been placed in a shitty, romantic hipster context and will never regain the dirty awesomeness it once had.

What's next? Covergirl commercials with Pretty Vacant by the Sex Pistols?

Let's remember ... the good times.

What's next? Are they going to use Let It Bloom in episodes of Friends, instead of Lisa Loeb songs? Can you imagine Ross and Rachel (or whatever the fuck the bitch's name is) making out to this?