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my fav one is lucy in the sky with diamonds

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes

the girl with colitis goes by

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No tongue, my lipstick!

I don't know if I've posted this before or not but one of my friends misheard Kings of Leon, Milk
"She'll bartend your party" as "She'll fart in your potty"
and The Killers, Midnight Show
"Drive Faster" as "tight bastard"

She is quite special

metallica - fuel
"give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which i desire" as "...give me double chinese eyes"

alanis morrissette - oughta know
"the cross i bear that you gave to me" as "the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"

the last one was me.

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Swirling black lilys, totally ripe...

I like to say that to my friend Laura, who has ulcerative colitis. Mind you, she's now a woman.

This mad kid at my primary school thought Michael Jackson's "Speed Demon" was "Speak Deeper". And that "U can't touch this" was "get toasted". He was special, and different, and we treasured his differences in that all-inclusive way only 10-year-olds are mature enough to manage. Honest.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

When we were little kids, the Alice Cooper song School's Out. The part where it goes "school's been blown to pieces" and my fourth grade friend thought it was "school belongs to teachers" good times!

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"
Krishnamurti