Watching all that David Lynch shit with Chris Isaak and his music, and Roy in Blue Velvet also sort of counting since Isaak sounds like him gets me horny in a way I haven't been in years.

Like when I was a kid and sex was still a bit scary, and I'd get this feeling in my balls and would have to go strip down and lie in bed thrash about a little. I didn't know how to cum yet, and would go a little crazy.

I have this fantasy, it's vultured and not too original, but I'm some girl like Audrey Horne, living in some town like Twin Peaks. Chris Isaak is the guy who runs the local hardware store. Growing up, he's always been decent to me. But once I turn 18, and am fair game, he seduces me and we have the filthiest sex imaginable. It's hot when the relationships between people shifts and suddenly becomes sexual.

His music also makes me want to be some lonely guy who lives in a trailer with terrible fake wood panelling, drinks too much, fucks sleazy broads.
I've taken this gay thing as far as it's going, so I might actually move onto something else.
A great voice can make you romanticise the dumbest shit. Orbison is actually the best example of this, but he looks like a downy. Chris is hot

Is he chick rock though?

chris is kinda hot.

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I sometimes wish I didn't talk about wanting to rim every Tom, Dick and Harry because it dilutes how much I'd really like to get up in Chris Isaak's ass. I'm sure it tastes like pheromones, the 50's and salt.

i love you cleetus.

I can't stress enough what excellent posting you've exhibited.

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