1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!

2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, DES’REE

3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P DIDDY & MURPHY LEE

4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE

5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 CENT

6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), CULTURE CLUB

7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH

8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA

9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, SISQO

10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN

Here's what escaped the list, according to us:

Nickelback, Rock star - I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

Cheeky Girls, Touch My Bum - Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Mr Blobby, The Blooby Song - Blooby, oh Mr Blooby, if only you could make us understand, Blooby, oh Mr Blooby, your influence will spread throughout the land

All the lyrics to Alanis Morrisette's 'Ironic' - it's not ironic, it's just unfortunate, you stupid cow!

Any others?
TOP TEN LIST OF WORST SONG LYRICS EVER

LOL especially this "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN

I like the culture club line. It's not stupid, it's abstract. HONEST. There are a million daft lyrics. Relating time to a clock is not completely bonkers. I suppose it's the placement of it in a heart.



And I miss:

"she wishes she was a dancer/and she'd never heard of cancer" [or some such shit] from Our Lady Peace.

basically all of "photograph" by Nickelback, but especially:

And this is where I grew up/I think the present owner fixed it up

__________________
Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

That Katie Melua song,

If you were a cowboy I would trail you
If you were a peice of wood I'd nail you to the floor
If you were a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.

lordy.

this bothers the shit out of me, too. i used to think that nothing rhymed with my name, but nickelback helped me to realize that my name rhymes with my name.