madonna's brother to write tell all book
And it's Chris. If it was Martin, Anthony or that ****ing ***** Paula it would come as no surprise whatsoever. But Chris? Mind you, the woman he's writing about has been due one Judas since staging that crucifixion.
I'm a little disturbed by this. I've always had a massive crush on him, even though he's aged horribly since Truth or Dare. His relationship with Madonna in that movie made me wish I had a big sister. It's sad that they aren't close anymore.
I was actually reading the Aiden Shaw autobiography, and Chris popped up at one point. Totally unexpected, and strange since they were my two biggest crushes at that time. It was like finding out your current boyfriend is cheating with your ex-boyfriend who you still have feelings for. According to Aiden, they didn't ****. But they probably did.
In a way I'm relieved, since a source close to Madonna has revealed Chris is writing the book to support his drug and alcohol addictions. Those factors surely contributed to his physical deterioration. I was worried he got gross naturally and that it might happen to me as well. In retrospect, his face flab screams lush.
This book is probably the first exciting Madonna news in years though. I'd actually forgot she had an album out at the moment until reading this .
All other Madonna albums have baggage for me, except this one. Confessions (which I didn't even like) is tied in with Kate Bush, pre-civil war American history, yoga, relationship deterioration and London, just because that's what was floating around in my head at the time.
American Life is even nicer. It's tied in with spring, the beginnings of a work ethic, construction sites, hating work but loving the freedom to buy a lot of jock straps. The album sucks, but I like what it reminds me of.
But this latest one reminds me of **** all. Aimee Mann or Pearl Jam might as well have released it, since I just don't think about it.
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