And it's Chris. If it was Martin, Anthony or that ****ing ***** Paula it would come as no surprise whatsoever. But Chris? Mind you, the woman he's writing about has been due one Judas since staging that crucifixion.

I'm a little disturbed by this. I've always had a massive crush on him, even though he's aged horribly since Truth or Dare. His relationship with Madonna in that movie made me wish I had a big sister. It's sad that they aren't close anymore.

I was actually reading the Aiden Shaw autobiography, and Chris popped up at one point. Totally unexpected, and strange since they were my two biggest crushes at that time. It was like finding out your current boyfriend is cheating with your ex-boyfriend who you still have feelings for. According to Aiden, they didn't ****. But they probably did.

In a way I'm relieved, since a source close to Madonna has revealed Chris is writing the book to support his drug and alcohol addictions. Those factors surely contributed to his physical deterioration. I was worried he got gross naturally and that it might happen to me as well. In retrospect, his face flab screams lush.

This book is probably the first exciting Madonna news in years though. I'd actually forgot she had an album out at the moment until reading this .

All other Madonna albums have baggage for me, except this one. Confessions (which I didn't even like) is tied in with Kate Bush, pre-civil war American history, yoga, relationship deterioration and London, just because that's what was floating around in my head at the time.

American Life is even nicer. It's tied in with spring, the beginnings of a work ethic, construction sites, hating work but loving the freedom to buy a lot of jock straps. The album sucks, but I like what it reminds me of.

But this latest one reminds me of **** all. Aimee Mann or Pearl Jam might as well have released it, since I just don't think about it.

I saw Christopher on Top Chef last season. I too was shocked by his physical detoriation. But I was even more shocked by what a nasty unfriendly person he seemed to be. He was horrible to the constestants. Whatever you think of Madonna's music, most of the time on tv, she comes off as a friendly pleasant person. Christopher definitely isn't.

Hard Candy has some catchy songs, but I grew tired of them quickly. They aren't lasting like some of her other music.
I know what you are saying. Her other albums seemed to have a concept and something to say.
It's my least favorite record of hers along with Bedtime Stories. I think R&B just isn't Madonna's thing.
I also read there were a lot of tensions with Pharrel. I think he made her cry. I'm afraid that comes across in the music.
She didn't seem that interested in promoting it. She seemed more interested in talking about her Malawi do***entary.

He is truly disgusting for doing that to a sibling.

I'm no fan but that is pretty messed up to talk **** about your sibling.

that is why famous people shouldn't treat their family like staff...staff sell secrets and **** you