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05-30-2008, 03:13 PM
|  | is anonymous | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: O' England, my lionheart
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| | | Best Song Title Ever? What do you lot think?
Personally, I'm nominating Curtis Mayfield's '(Don't Worry) If There's a Hell Below, We're All Gonna Go'.
I'm sure I'll think of more later, but for now, I demand your suggestions.
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05-30-2008, 04:03 PM
|  | old gregg? | | Join Date: Oct 2007
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| | | 'i meet two underage italian girls who i try to convince to fuck each other while i jack off on them. i end up buying them ice cream instead' along those lines. Hmm. | 
05-30-2008, 04:07 PM
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| | | wow ass jeans | 
05-30-2008, 04:25 PM
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| | | sympathy for the devil
personal jesus
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Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl Oh shush, you pansies.  Rock out with your cock out |
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05-30-2008, 04:28 PM
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| | | I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die.
or You Were Too Ugly to Rape So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
both by Anal Cunt. | 
05-30-2008, 04:31 PM
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| | | You know, I was trying to remember the name of that band when I started this thread. Anal Cunt. Excellent.
Also, 'The Man Who Loved Beer' by Lambchop.
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05-30-2008, 04:41 PM
|  | bimbo in limbo | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
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| | | Anal Cunt. It has a certain ring to it.
Oh and I'd also like to include "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post of Life" and "You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too". | 
05-30-2008, 04:59 PM
|  | M. Kahn is bent | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: SYMM
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| | | Anal Cunt always come up in these threads. Only a handful of their songs are actually funny beyond their titles though. I used to have "Hootie And The Blowfish" as my ringtone, when I was at work I'd jump to open my phone during the slow bit - thank fuck they couldn't make the lyrics out anyway.
My personal favourite is "We Threw Gasoline On the Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows" by NOFX.
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05-30-2008, 05:10 PM
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| | | 13 eurogoths floating in the dead sea and i hate nerys hughes (from the heart) by half man half biscuit | 
05-30-2008, 05:12 PM
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| | | How could I forget HMHB?
All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit \0/
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05-30-2008, 05:15 PM
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| | | "joy division oven gloves"
and
"took problem chimp to ideal home show" | 
05-30-2008, 07:23 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | I personally prefer "small, but perfectly formed" song titles. They speak to me more than "Morrissey on crack ones". I think they're better.
No Fun, by The Stooges.
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05-30-2008, 07:33 PM
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| | | 'I'd Be Ahead If I Could Quite While I'm Behind' by Bobby Womack, from his somewhat ill fated but underrated 'BW Does C&W' album.
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05-30-2008, 09:51 PM
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| | | Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked
from Minus the Bear...
shrug.
Oh, and in teen-emo nostalgia..."Okay I Believe You, but My Tommy Gun Don't" | 
05-30-2008, 10:08 PM
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| | | Even though I haven't heard the song, I love the title "Wake up and go Berzerk" by Mogwai. | 
05-30-2008, 10:13 PM
|  | gonna give it 35% | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: noodlebox
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| | | haha i love of montreal titles
"chrissie kiss the corpse"
or by the telescopes
"on a dead mans bones by the light of the moon skeletons dance a dance of the doomed."
by stars of the lid
"that finger on your temple is the barrell of my raygun"
against me!
"cliche guevara"
and sufjan titles
"the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!"
woods family creeps
"howling on howling" ii love that one.
apparently long titles are best?
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05-30-2008, 10:17 PM
|  | gonna give it 35% | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: noodlebox
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| | i just thought of a couple of others i like a lot
the walkmen
"emma, get me a lemon"
akron/family
"farnny you're human"
and my user title thing by the sleepy jackson.
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05-30-2008, 10:21 PM
|  | urbane decay | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Just thought of another one too:
"Thank you Jack White (for the fiber optic Jesus that you gave me)" by the Flaming Lips | 
05-31-2008, 12:00 AM
|  | hey, where's the punch? | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | 2d2f
as in "dont get too drunk to fuck, tonight" | 
05-31-2008, 09:14 AM
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by bone machine Just thought of another one too:
"Thank you Jack White (for the fiber optic Jesus that you gave me)" by the Flaming Lips | Yes, I like that one.
Also, 'Can Blue Men Sing the Whites?' by The Bonzo Dog Band.
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