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Old 05-30-2008, 03:13 PM
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Best Song Title Ever?

What do you lot think?

Personally, I'm nominating Curtis Mayfield's '(Don't Worry) If There's a Hell Below, We're All Gonna Go'.

I'm sure I'll think of more later, but for now, I demand your suggestions.
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'i meet two underage italian girls who i try to convince to fuck each other while i jack off on them. i end up buying them ice cream instead' along those lines. Hmm.
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I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die.

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You Were Too Ugly to Rape So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You

both by Anal Cunt.
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You know, I was trying to remember the name of that band when I started this thread. Anal Cunt. Excellent.

Also, 'The Man Who Loved Beer' by Lambchop.
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Anal Cunt. It has a certain ring to it.

Oh and I'd also like to include "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post of Life" and "You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too".
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Anal Cunt always come up in these threads. Only a handful of their songs are actually funny beyond their titles though. I used to have "Hootie And The Blowfish" as my ringtone, when I was at work I'd jump to open my phone during the slow bit - thank fuck they couldn't make the lyrics out anyway.

My personal favourite is "We Threw Gasoline On the Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows" by NOFX.
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"joy division oven gloves"

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"took problem chimp to ideal home show"
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I personally prefer "small, but perfectly formed" song titles. They speak to me more than "Morrissey on crack ones". I think they're better.

No Fun, by The Stooges.
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Even though I haven't heard the song, I love the title "Wake up and go Berzerk" by Mogwai.
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haha i love of montreal titles
"chrissie kiss the corpse"

or by the telescopes
"on a dead mans bones by the light of the moon skeletons dance a dance of the doomed."

by stars of the lid
"that finger on your temple is the barrell of my raygun"

against me!
"cliche guevara"

and sufjan titles
"the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!"

woods family creeps
"howling on howling" ii love that one.

apparently long titles are best?
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i just thought of a couple of others i like a lot

the walkmen
"emma, get me a lemon"

akron/family
"farnny you're human"

and my user title thing by the sleepy jackson.
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Just thought of another one too:

"Thank you Jack White (for the fiber optic Jesus that you gave me)" by the Flaming Lips
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Just thought of another one too:

"Thank you Jack White (for the fiber optic Jesus that you gave me)" by the Flaming Lips
Yes, I like that one.

Also, 'Can Blue Men Sing the Whites?' by The Bonzo Dog Band.
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