My brain is in the cupboard above the kitchen sink - Alien Sex Fiend.

These are great.

I hereby ban Anal Cunt from nominations for Best Song Title. They disqualify themselves by being a band that exists SOLELY for this purpose.

I Know Someone Who Knows Someone Who Knows Alan McGee Quite Well by the Pooh Sticks is rather good, if so much of its time that not many people will have a frame of reference for 'Alan McGee'. That's part of its charm though.


John Darnielle certainly has an ear for a good title, and backs it up with a good song, unlike so many other witty but sadly talentless singers.

Robyn Hitchcock's got an impressive array of titles, including The Man with the Lightbulb Head, shall probably return to this thread with brain more engaged

Also... Orange Ball of Love? Orange Ball of Hate?

ima write a song called morrissey on crack

and that will be the best song title ever

but no.
i am leaning toward "what's the ugliest part of your body?"

i also am partial to "mtv makes me wanna smoke crack"