brooklynvegan: Shins member Martin Crandall arrested for domestic violence against America's Next Top Model Elyse Sewell

I know I'm going to hell for this, but damn, who gets beat up by a member of the Shins?

It's the new Isaac Brock is a rapist.

what happened to the thread, did Martin beat it up and steal the posts?

it got locked, which is what happens whenever the cock extends out too far. then a new cock must form. it reminds me of ocarina of time, when the pocket cucco hatches in link's travel sack and cockadoodledo's for the first time. "the miracle of life!" the screen practically shouts.

think of the indie cock kids thread, then, as a pocket cucco. pocket indie cocco.

the comments section...fantastic.

Jenn's references always baffle me. I bet if I recognized it, I'd be laughing my ass off though.

Would I be an even bigger geek if I made a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference, and said it's like when one slayer dies, another must rise?