i probably shouldn't use her name, but this bitch has ruined my entire summer.
i've been involved with production of macbeth and the director is a weird 40 something lesbian.
up until this week she's been nice enough. nice doesn't pay the fucking bills though, and this woman is FUCKED. certifiably fucked.
two weeks into rehearsals she decided the play would be done in a scottish dialect. you know, to make it more realistic. because all scottish nobles talked in iambic pentameter.
also, i'm fairly sure it's been done before and was a fucking disaster.
nevermind that casting had already been done, and she never stopped to consider if the cast could pull off scottish accents. and of course they can't.
it took her two full weeks of valuable rehersal time to realize we all sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.
ok, ditch the scottish accents.
and then this week, at the last moment she decides to start dividing up the stage for a bunch of scenes, for like a split screen effect or something retarded like that.
we got into a big argument about this. not only is it retarded, but it's too close to the first performance to start making huge changes like this.
so at one point i say something like "well you're not the one who's going to be up there making an asshole of yourself you fucking dyke" and walk out.
i come back the next day, half-ready to apologize and she comes up to me and says "lose some weight or i find a new macduff."
lose some weight?
first off, i'm not even fat. second, lose some weight when? the play starts in a week?
anyway, i walked out again. let her find a new fucking macduff. bitch.
but the more i think about it, the more pissed off i am. i dedicated a lot of time to this play and was really looking forward to performing in front of all my friends and family.
i don't want to be childish about it. hopefully she's fucked and has gotten what she deserves.
i've decided to present her with a bouquet of roses (from a cemetary or something, i'm not speding money on her) and a kiss-off mix tape on opening night.
so i need songs that the meanest, most aggressive songs possible. for once i'm not going to be concerned with subtleness. so feel free to suggest otherwise dumb shit like NIN.
wish/march of the pigs type stuff. i'm fine with repeating artists.
should i include "why'd you do it?" by marianne faithful even though the subject matter doesn't really apply?
i want her to be offended. not embrace the song next time she's abandoned by one of her dyke lovers. actually, forget marianne. she's too good for this bitch.
sometimes i wish i had a snatch, because "dry" by pj harvey is such a brilliant kiss-off.
but it doesn't really work without the vagina.
anyway, mean songs. loud stuff too.
i don't want anything you have to think about too much in order to be offended by.
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