chrissie hynde said she doesn't because one night stands are depressing.
shirley manson. no.
gwen is too square. i doubt she even fucked that guy she wrote "don't speak" about. i'm sure she only stayed with gavin through all his cheating and shit because she lost her virginity to him.
madonna would as she was super slutty in her day. with most seemingly promiscuous women it's nothing more than image (like those tight slags in the donnas who consider kissing a guy a one night stand and then try to pass themselves off as total sluts) but madonna took dick the way she does everything else, at a furious pace. once she got hitched and stopped fucking around, she had time to do three monster tours, release a bunch of albums, write and promote 80 children's books, pop a kid out and buy another one etc.
HOWEVER judging by truth or dare, she's all tired and bitchy after shows. so i doubt she does much fucking.
courtney love. yes. apparently she trolled the parking lots either before or after hole shows in 1995 looking for guys to fuck.
tori amos. no. as if any straight men know who tori amos is.
alanis. yes. disgusting neo-hippy sex. she probably fucks total cliches too. guys who study philosophy, listen to reggae, play hacky sack.
bjork. for some reason imagining bjork having sex is like imagining the virgin mary getting pounded in all holes. it just doesn't compute. if bjork ever claimed immaculate conception, i'd totally believe her.
liz phair. i hope not. it would be fuel for another twenty dull soft rock songs where she passes her bullshit off as introspection.
louise post. if she has, i doubt she was sober enough to remember. it's hilarous how in denial louise is about her alcoholism. i'm glad she's so nazish about photos, because this is one celebrity (you know what i mean) who i don't need to see a sex tape of. drunken slurring that "my beer gut is like a third tit baby, boy are you lucky"...her cottage cheese cratered ass cheeks bouncing around like jell-o aren't even trainwreck territory. it's more like staring at the sun. if the sun gained a few pounds.
pj harvey. no.
britney spears. i highly doubt it. i think she's too busy trying to seem like a slut to actually be one. "i'm mad slutty y'all"
she should join the donnas.
pink. she probably gets her dyke ya-yas out on tour so she can be all about the dick (not hers) when she gets home to her husband.
i'm sure she's fine with her husband fucking other girls too, so long as he lets her smell his fingers when he gets home.
brody dalle. only if the groupies are musicians and more famous than whichever famous musician she's fucking at the time.
amy lee. no, but i can see her being really pent up and ramming herself bloody with a dildo named lucifer.
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