You know those days where you feel like picking on some one just because you can? If only just because you have the god given wit to churn out gutbusting(wow I've started on Beth already) jokes at a lightning fast pace. No? Girl Germs back me up on this girrrrrrrrl!
Some jokes, some stories and some facts about Big Beth Ditto:
She's standing in the way of control...literally.
Beth is a little deaf. Her late, ex-girlfriend Susan knew that Beth was about to arrive before she knocked on the door, greeting Beth, Susan said, "Well slap my ass and call me psychic". Sadly Beth heard "side dish". One ass slap later and Susan was no more.
Beth had a brother who kept dropping things, one infamous day when their mother decided to the utter the words "butter fingers" to him, that boy's fate was sealed, his fingers instantly spread on toast by Beth...and she doesnt even like butter.
She is The Ramone's number #1 fan, #2 fan, #3 fan and #5 fan(the bottom of her elbow doesn't like The Ramones that much)
The Soundgarden song "Room A Thousand Years Wide" was inspired by Beth's apartment
I heard
Courtney Love lost some wait...oh wait, I found it...
And my personal favourite - Her name is Ditto, because it's her...then her again
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