Are you implying that crack isn't hip, Chris? Because really. It's the new black.

Black teeth, black eyes, black marks on your arm that lead to the Outkast party........

This sort of relates to Courtney's "untapped demographic search". I told a girl at my work that I went to see Courtney perform last week. The girl responded, "I didn't know that she sang."
I then asked her what she thought Courtney did. She said she didn't know. This girl is nineteen.

There were two girls I interviewed last year who thought Courtney was Anna Nicole Smith. I corrected them at the time otherwise right now they would think Courtney was dead.

well considering the ratio of tabloid stars that don't work to the ones that do, it's no surprise. I mean, do people even remember what Liz Taylor, Lindsey Lohan, Michael Jackson or any of the formerly employed do?

Hahaha well, you should provide her with this list:

What does Courtney Love do?

1. Smokes
2. Wears ugly outfits
3. Has had so many facelifts that she can now blink her knees
4. Smokes the raaawk
5. Sucks the life blood out of everyone she can get her claws around
6. Name-drops
7. Starred in a movie or 5
8. Hates on everyone who sees her for what she is
9. Releases an album every blue moon, 2 of which have been amazing, 1 a bit tedious and 1 a total snore, which doesnt make up for 1-8

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wow, she has stopped low.