1. Michael Jackson
Frankly, it would be easier to list the crazy things he hasn't done
Case History: Remember those innocent years when Jackson was merely so mental that he lived in an amusement park with llamas, chimps and the Elephant Man's skeleton? The craziest thing is that the most ridiculous rumors turned out to be true — he didn't see anything wrong with pan-generational slumber parties; he didn't have a nose left, let alone money. What spectacular madness turns $750 million in assets to $180 million in debt, apart from, uh, trying to open an amusement park in Poland? For his lifetime of lunacy, Wacko Jacko is the undisputed skin-whitening, baby-dangling, statue-building, crotch-grabbing, kiddie-cuddling King of Pop.
Craziest Moment: He claims he fathered Aryan babies, and then named them Prince I and Prince II. He's outdone himself again!
He's So Crazy: Children and men sleeping together? "What the world needs right now is more love."

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How did Kevin Rowland beat Courtney??? Yeah, he likes dresses. He never let some anonymous guy suck his tit at a Wendy's though.

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this is fucking classic, i love it.

This is great!
I didn't know G.G. Allen's real name was Jesus Christ. No wonder he was such a fucktard.
The bit about John Fruscante is sad. He was such a junkie that he lost all his teeth.
And do you notice the common thread that links almost all of them? Heroin and coke. Classy.

courtney love only got number 13! unlucky! haha