| Avril Lavigne, new album raping contest Ahahaha. I'm sorry but when I played I Don't Have To Try I felt a bit numb inside when she started singing "I WEAR THE PANTS!" And when she growls 'die' like a feral donkey. I don't know why I'm still listening... It's just like her last album all over again, which I own, for God's sakes. Oy gefuckingvalt. I want to shit on her face and sing Mariah Carey songs to her at the same time.
Why am I surprised at this though:
"She’s like so whatever [AS IF, GIRLFRAND!]
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!"
What the fuck is this shit? And why, tell me why, why have I listened to two songs? That's it, I'm putting on some Ladytron and huddling up into a ball.
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