| You know, I don't mind Coldplay (because I adore A Rush of Blood to the Head) and they put on a wonderful live show, but U2 can suck it.
I couldn't handle the shmooze factor of those two together. It would be like Elton John and Billy Joel. Coldplay being the Elton John in this picture.
Honestly, I Don't care if U2's been around since Liberace came out, they suck, most of their albums suck, and Bono is the biggest tool -- not saying that Christ Martin isn't either with his whole "Let's build Coke factories in countryies we've bombed so we can make a profit off of dead soldiers' families!" free trade bullshit, but he's noot an ambassador of twinkies or whatever lame ass nothing job Bono flaunts and pisses around that the UN gave him.
U2 is what 35-year-old post-modernist yuppies play when they're getting blown by their secretaries. Coldplay is what 20-somethings with superficial dreams but no money play when they're trying to feel deep since they can't possibly be as rich and famous as they want to be.
They're both natty, but at least Coldplay used to be good. I'm not getting the vibe from U2 at all now. (That whole "I am Dublin and Dublin is me" crap can be shoved out of Bono's ass now, I'd rather hear about the paparazzi punching contest Chris and Gwyneth have giong.)
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