such a SUCKER for them. not for the merch, but the adverts. i've never ordered anything but i will watch the entire infomercial and get sucked into the moment. right now i'm watching one for The British Beat. one day im gonna pick up the phone and dial. just to know what its like to be one of those people that do.

My favorite one had some asshole play a ludicrously fucked up LP that somebody must have run a nail across before playing. He lets on that's the way all records sound.
He cringes *it sounds terrible...but it sure sounded great back in the day!*

Flashes unnaturally white teeth. Square bitch co-host/trophy wife who seems to be half his age agrees and ques "Wake up Little Susie" on compact disc.

They both rejoice.

haha. its one thing to romanticize an era that we weren't around for, but really creepy when you realize they have a generation they're targeting. it's like a really bad high school reunion. sometimes they still have a haircut from their time. sadly my time is coming. they're going to get me with denim and flannel designer gen x box sets. outshined teen spirit pain lies on the riverside dyslexic heart would? cherub rock and of course YOU YOU YOU OUGHTA KNOW. i guess that's when i'll finally pick up the phone. :sad:

i get sucked into them too. like the 80s one with rick springfield.

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Raise the dead on your turntable.

i can recite like 5 different informercials start to finish song clips included
i actually like the magic bullet one best