"I have my head so far up my *** I can see my tonsils from behind."
"It's a good thing I married Kurt so I have some sort of financial ace in the hole as my own career goes down the ****ter on a river of booze and powders."
"Put another 100ccs of saline in each one. I'm putting out a new record!"
"Om mane please make me relevant Om mane please make me relevant Om mane..."
"The Dalai Lama and I are tight. He says I'm his favorite rockstar in this life or any of his other thirteen."
"How dare you ****erjs talk about t me onthe4computer... i donn't need your attention or anyone to takl about me... i am myy own slef susstanining economy!!!"
"It's really a bummer to find out Donatella and Elton are not considered hip anymore no matter how much I still namedrop them."