The Michael Jackson thread

[50's_B_Movie]

If there was a most dysfunctional celebrity award, Michael Jackson would certainly receive one; seriously though, forget Courtney and Whitney; no celebrity will ever be as dysfunctional as Michael Jackson. It's undeniable that he is extremely talented as an entertainer; let's admit it, no album in the history of pop music has reached the potential of Thriller. But boy, is it amazing how dysfunctional he can be. Let's use this thread to discuss all Michael Jackson things related, such as 1. his days as a Jeovah Witness; 2. his several plastic surgeries (which he doesn't admit having done and expects us to believe him); 3. the sex scandals involving minors; 4. his involvement with Lisa-Marie Presley; and 5. everything else there is to discuss; the list is endless.

[W. Wanker]

MJ will fuck you up for talkin shit on him.

Seriously, I have nothing but love for this guy. Everyone's got so much to say about him... whatever. I'm pretty sure he just wants to be left alone nowadays.

He was a huge part of my childhood, and he helped me find my love for music. For that, I thank him.

You guys don't smile when Rock With You comes on??

[RockitToTheMoon]

Pfft, I thought this thread was going to be about how great his music was.

Nothing moves you like a smooth criminal.

[Norman Hyres]

Y'know, people go on and on about how man kids he supposedly fucked, and completely ignore the fact that he went from being a black man to a white woman. How on earth was this humanly possible? It's a miracle of modern science, worthy of distinction with the H-Bomb, and people seem to passively accept the fact that he completely switched races and genders! How the HELL did he do that?

[Test Meat]

I have the same birthday as michael jackson.