Cruising for the charts
November 27, 2006 - 10:55AM

Tom Cruise is to release a record with new wife Katie Holmes, it has been claimed.

The actor - who tied the knot with the actress in Italy this month - has reportedly decided to release a rendition of You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling with Katie after serenading his new wife with the tune at their wedding reception.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Tom's got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his Top Gun character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis.

Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in The Singing Detective remake."

Tom's vocal talents did not go unnoticed by several music producers who attended his wedding, and the couple have apparently been offered staggering sums to sign an exclusive record deal.

The only hurdle in the way of their chart success, however, is said to be Tom's obsession with Scientology.

The source added: "Music chiefs know it would be a massive hit so they don't want to lose all the money to a bizarre religious following.

"And record labels are reluctant to be associated with the strange faith. However, Tom is adamant. He said the song is a symbol of their love and Scientology is a basis for their companionship."

stuff.co.nz/Bang! Showbiz

Good Grief. Right FunHappyGal - GO!

That made me laugh.


She'll be first in (the very short) line for this cd.

Haha, "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"...what kind of song is that to sing to your new bride?

This should be hilarious.

This has got to be some sort of joke? Hopefully?

SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE

Where is FHG when you need her the most.

This is the only version (other than the original by the Righteous Bros., of course) that should exist:

http://download.yousendit.com/4FBFCB82135E2A9F

The Human League's 1979 version. No shit. About 4:00 minutes in.

At any rate, Tom & "Kate's" version should be as fantastic as The Super Bowl Shuffle and all of Brigitte Nielsen's albums.

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