| How badly would have Madonna done on American Idol? I'm addicted to this show, but it's so depressing. None of the performances do anything for me. They're not even bad, just not that interesting. I like watching Chris and Elliott because they're hot. Pickler is a drag because she passes what is probably just a luke warm IQ off as borderline retardation to score points. Katherine should do Playboy.
Since the performances are all so deathly boring, I have to base my opinons on who I want to fuck and who I wish would fall down a well and die. As much as I like Chris, what is he really likely to contribute to music?
If young Madonna auditioned for this show she would get nowhere. Her voice is shit and the judge's detection of charisma is so skewered as to favor those who have none.
And who could really blame them for ignoring her? It's boring enough hearing Madonna sing "Imagine" being fully aware she's the biggest star on the planet. Her strength is her own songs, her shows, her videos not in covering other people's songs.
Not that this hasn't all be said a million times before.
Here's my prediction:
Kelly will go home next and marry a cousin.
Then Taylor gets the boot. Next is:
Elliott &
Paris,
Katherine & Chris will be the final two.
Katherine will win because I never get what I want and the music industry needs more girls who don't sing quite as well as Christina Aguillera and whose tits aren't quite as impressive as Jessica Simpson's, but still soldier through and offer up yet another shitty album to glut store shelves. |