I have already made another post before introducing myself. Take a look at it its a good read and all true.
I am a hunter of sorts. I hunt that which has plagued us for many years. It crawls through sewers and through the pipes and it eats babies. It's roaring scream can be heard on dark nights in Los Angeles. Sometimes it is spotted in New York. Once it ate a cabbie. Children in the country of Zimbabwe, those who can afford mirrors call its name three times. They say when it appears to you in the mirror your flesh drops off your body and your eyes pop out of their sockets. It has been known to rape dogs. The dogs who have endured this don't howl at the moon no more...only it does. It must be stopped. It must be chained. I will hunt down this winged beast only known as
Courtney Love. Don't let its last name fool you there is no love within its body only a festering pool of naughty disgusting filth. If you find yourself on your balcony and a shoe is thrown at you...then run...run away for it has marked you as its own.
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