1. a-ha or The Smiths? (or, if wet, would you rather fuck Morrissey in 1989 or Morten Harket in 2009? GOOGLE IT).

a) the smiths
b) googled it, and fuck, he's hot! also i think morten harket would actually enjoy it which helps.

2. Do your parents like you?
yes. i have not yet managed to override that evolutionary imperative. win.

3. What pets have you owned. COMPLETE LIST.
two budgies, a cockatiel, and three rabbits

4. What can we do to make this a more pleasurable experience for you?
reacharound?

5. What is the most foolproof method of contraception?
hysterectomy

6. Can you post pixplz.
now why would you want that?